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Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Community, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, HateCraft, ihatemyself, io, ipaddress, lolz, longtailtags, meganz, neverrushintothecrush, posscraft, posshouse, posshousesteam, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingBlocker2021

anniversary, Birthday, brother, CAR, celebration, decision, Disappointment, family, getaway, grandkids, Kids, Midwest, MONEY, Pacific Northwest, parents, relationship, Save the Date, selfish, Siblings, Wedding, WeddingBlocker2021

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Emeralds Found:	3148
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

BelievinGodMC SMP

belief in God, BelievinGodMC, divine intervention, divine presence, existential questions, FAITH, faith in the unknown, faith in the unseen, higher being, Higher power, Personal experiences, philosophical reasoning, Religion, religious conviction, religious faith, religious upbringing, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, spiritual experiences, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of Notch guide you to epic loot and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond ore blocks that sing sweet melodies and creepers that do the cha-cha before exploding.

We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.

So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyGoals

achievement, CraftyGoals, determination, Focus, goal achievement, goal planning, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal tracking, goal-setting, growth mindset., Long-term goals, motivation, perseverance, personal development, progress, self improvement, short term goals, Smart goals, success

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a potato made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft universe, of course! Join us on this epic quest and become a spud-tacular legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WestBankWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly assault, gaza, international relations, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, War, West Bank, WestBankWarzone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Votes:	5387
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we unleash deadly assaults on the West Bank…in the game, of course! it’s a war for EVERYTHING, like diamonds, emeralds, and even the last piece of cake in the fridge. we got crazy battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next attack on the creepers. join us if you dare, and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

CraftySlavBloc

advice, Alliance, Belarus, Conflict, cooperation, CraftySlavBloc, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, military support, nato, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian leader is like, “I need to turn away from Russia and fight with Ukraine in Minecraft”? Like, what even is happening in this server, man? Join us and be a part of this wild political drama in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraftia or something. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together, or at least some hilarious memes.

BryoCraft: Evolutionary Fun!

Biodiversity, BryoCraft, bryozoans, environmental factors, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, fossil record, fossil-based models, Fun, genetic variation, long time intervals, marine ecology, marine invertebrates, morphological changes, natural selection, Paleontology, process of change, shorter-term changes, Species adaptation, Traits

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Farms Harvested:	524
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the marine invertebrates called bryozoans are the rulers of the land! they have been evolving for centuries, matching up their traits with shorter-term changes like pros. our server is like a fossil-based model of evolution, capturing the process of change over long time intervals. it’s like a science class but with blocks and creepers. so come on and join us for a wild ride through evolution…minecraft style!

The Dominion: Where you can roleplay as a potato wielding custom spatulas from 1.18 to 1.21!

1.18 – 1.21, Adventure, Bosses, Builders, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, Custom, Custom Items, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, evolving content, exclusive loot, Factions, guild, hybrid realm, Leveling system, Minecraft, mmorpg, Potato, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, smp, spatulas, Survival, wielding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6009	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!

DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
WORLDS: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/YeKdZZv
Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

Rules:

Rule	Description
Inappropriate messages	Racism, profanity, sexual references, etc. are not allowed
Bug abuse	Using obviously unintended features is not allowed
Macroing	Autoclickers and passive-play are not allowed
Visiting under construction	Requires staff permission
Scamming	Any form of scamming is against the rules
Griefing and stealing	Not allowed, contact Admin for rollback
Killing in player’s home	Not allowed, defined by structure ownership

Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

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WuKongCraft Minecraft Server

action, blockbuster, box office, Chinese, Chinese cinema, Confirmed, FANTASY, film, long tail tag, Minecraft, monkey king, Movie, movie sequel, Mythology, popular franchise, Sales, Sequel, sequel confirmed, Server, success, upcoming movie, Wu Kong, WukongCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crops Grown:	3181
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Potions Brewed:	61	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the Wu Kong sequel you never knew you needed! With sales through the roof, it’s practically guaranteed that a sequel is in the works. And guess what? Our server is where all the action is happening!

Join us for epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bananas as Wu Kong himself. Trust us, once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the Wu Kong sequel that everyone is talking about!

TheCraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, No. 15657922 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Detective Unidentified Unknown Enigma Secret Clues Puzzle Intrigue Hidden Mysterious Conundrum Cryptic Unsolved, smp, TheCraftyCreeper

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride pigs into battle while wielding carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding llamas). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!