bitchud – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Creepers: Where Seething Noobs Get Exposed!
Assertiveness, bitchud, communication skills, composed reaction, Conflict Resolution, controlling anger, Crafty, CREEPERS, dealing with criticism, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, EXPOSED, handling criticism, handling negativity, keeping calm, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Noobs, professional behavior, responding gracefully, response, Seething, self-control, tactful response
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant rainbow-colored chickens, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave, and riding on flying pigs to get around the map.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a cactus.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life!

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CrazyMILvsMe: Minecraft Standoff
AITAH, baby clothes, Boundaries, crazy mother in law, CrazyMILvsMe, demanding, excited grandmother, EXPECTING, fat shaming, Fight, first grandchild, husband, Minecraft, NHS, photocopy, Pregnancy, Scan, Special, standing my ground, standoff, uk, Ultrasound
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from crazy MILs and enjoy some virtual peace and quiet! Join us and build your own virtual baby nursery, where no one can steal your ultrasound scans or call you fat.
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, away from demanding in-laws who think they’re the ones having the baby. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from overbearing grandmas-to-be.
Join now and let’s build a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your house, not from family members trying to steal your baby’s first outfit. It’s time to take control and show everyone that this baby is yours, not anyone else’s!

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HealthAlertsMC SMP
CDC, communication breakdown, disease control, disease prevention, emergency preparedness, government agencies, H1N1, health alerts, health crisis, health information, HealthAlertsMC, healthcare resources, infectious diseases, information sources, medical updates, nih, Outbreaks, pandemic, public health, reliable sources, smp
Yo, listen up gamers! Forget the CDC and NIH, come join our epic Minecraft SMP for all your health information needs! We got all the latest outbreaks like H1N1, but with a twist – the zombies in our game drop health potions instead of brains! So if you wanna stay healthy and fight off those pesky viruses, join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft medic! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of doctors who are using Minecraft to find a cure for the common cold. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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MovieSkinSquad
character cosplay, character dress, character outfit, COSPLAY, costume, dress up, dressing up, film character, last movie, last movie character, movie character, movie character cosplay, movie character costume, movie character fashion, movie character outfit, movie costume, movie fashion, movie wardrobe, MovieSkinSquad, Outfit, Wardrobe
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up as characters from movies is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Imagine roaming the virtual world as Iron Man, wielding your pickaxe with the power of Tony Stark himself. Or perhaps you’ll find yourself stuck in a princess dress, ruling over your pixelated kingdom with sass and style.
But beware, for not all movie characters are created equal on our server. One player found themselves permanently dressed as a minion from Despicable Me, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went. Another player ended up as a T-Rex from Jurassic Park, struggling to mine blocks with tiny arms but roaring with laughter at their predicament.
Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner movie character, no matter how ridiculous or challenging it may be. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a costume that’s out of this world…literally!

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SaboCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, Baltic Sea, Conflict, cyber warfare, Defense, Espionage, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, germany, hybrid war, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, russia, SaboCraft, sabotaged, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Warships
lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got warships and stuff. we got crazy sabotage goin on like russia tryna mess with us but we aint scared. join us and be part of the epic battle for the high seas in minecraft. build ur own warship and take on the russians in epic naval battles. u wont find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and show those russians who’s boss!

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CraftyUkraineNATO
Alliance, CraftyUkraineNATO, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, negotiations, off the table, political strategy, Potential, SECURITY, Ukraine, US official
so, liek, u know how ukraine wants to join nato? well, guess what, on dis minecraft server, u can be part of nato too! u can team up with ur friends and take on other countries in epic battles! u can even have ur own little ukraine base and defend it from invaders! it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! come join us and be a part of the nato gang, ukraine style!

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Blocky Impact Zone
attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, blocky, DESPERATE, destructive behavior, disregard for consequences, harmful actions, harmful intentions, Impact, impact on others., lack of empathy, negative attention, negative behavior, negative consequences, negative impact, seeking approval, seeking validation, self-absorbed actions, self-centered actions, selfish behavior, selfish motives, Zone
so u wanna join dis server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da craziest place u eva gonna be in. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies singin.
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. we got secret treasure hidden in da depths of da mines, dragons dat u can ride into battle, n a secret society of llamas dat control da server.
but wait, there’s more! we got a special event every week where u gotta fight off an army of evil chickens dat are tryna take over da server. and if u win, u get a special prize of a diamond-encrusted sword dat shoots out fireworks.
so what u waitin for? join dis server now n be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? it’s all part of da fun!

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Aqua Storms – SoCal’s H2O Revival
Aqua, Aquifers, california drought, climate change, climate crisis, drought, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Groundwater depletion, h2o, natural disasters, Revival, SoCals, southern california, storm’s, water conservation, water loss, water management, water replenishment, water resources, water restoration, water scarcity, water supply, water sustainability
come join our epic minecraft server where the water is flowing like a waterfall after a decade of drought! we got so much water, you’ll be swimming in it like a fish in the ocean! forget about those other servers with dry, dusty landscapes – ours is like a water park on steroids!
we got aquifers that have been replenished by recent storms, adding back a whopping 25 percent of the water lost since 2006. that’s right, we’re making it rain like never before! you won’t believe your eyes when you see the lush, green landscapes and overflowing rivers on our server.
so come on down and join us for the wettest, wildest minecraft experience of your life! build your dream water park, go fishing in our abundant lakes, or just sit back and relax by the waterfall. the possibilities are endless on our water-filled server – don’t miss out!

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Starry [smp]

Agreement, amazing, ATM10, bedrock, Community, compatibility, Discord, Fighting, gameplay, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Modded, non toxic, Peaceful, Server, smp, Starry, Survival, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

Server Name	Starry Modded SMP
Overview	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). It aims to have a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Starry SMP?	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). It aims to have a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?	We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players, but you can ask someone if they want to fight and if they agree, it’s allowed. Overall, the gameplay is peaceful.
How can I Join?	You can join by joining our discord and creating a ticket. We will ask you a few questions and whitelist you. 99% of players are whitelisted.
Can I join on bedrock?	Sadly, modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock.

Eternal Legacy 1.20.6
1.20.6, CONTINUED, ETERNAL, Legacy, list, long tail, saves, saves until, show up, shows, tags, Thread, tribber, tribber shows, Tribute, tribute shows, tribute thread, until, up
Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got mobs that dance the Macarena, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that speak in nothing but emojis. It’s like a fever dream come to life, man. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only opens up when a tribber shows up. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life!

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CousinClash Minecraft Server
car accident, cash payment, communication breakdown, Confrontation, cousin’s friend, CousinClash, credit card, damage assessment, Dispute Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, Evidence, family drama, insurance, legal action, Minecraft, Négotiation, payment plan, police report, proof, Server, small claims, SUE, threatening
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists just like this story!
Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend’s cousin’s friend crashes into your virtual house! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Just like in this story, we’ll make sure justice is served. You can confront the culprit in a group Zoom call, show proof of the damage with timestamped screenshots, and demand payment in virtual diamonds or emeralds. And if they don’t comply, we’ll even organize a virtual court session with pixelated judges and lawyers!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and legal battles while building your dream world? Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and let the craziness begin!

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