bitchud Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Creepers: Where Seething Noobs Get Exposed!

Assertiveness, bitchud, communication skills, composed reaction, Conflict Resolution, controlling anger, Crafty, CREEPERS, dealing with criticism, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, EXPOSED, handling criticism, handling negativity, keeping calm, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Noobs, professional behavior, responding gracefully, response, Seething, self-control, tactful response

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant rainbow-colored chickens, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave, and riding on flying pigs to get around the map.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a cactus.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life!

OnionCraft: Where even the food fights back!

Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, DISHES, Fights, flavor, Food, groceries, Healthy Eating, home cooking, ingredients, kitchen, meal planning, meal prep, OnionCraft, onions, pantry, recipes, Savory, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have ONIONS FOOD! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to grow and harvest onions in the game and cook up some delicious onion dishes. Want onion soup? Onion pizza? Onion ice cream? We’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Onion King, who will bestow upon you his oniony wisdom and guide you on epic quests to find the rarest onions in all the land. Rumor has it that if you collect all the onions, you will be granted the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky onion-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that onions could be so much fun in Minecraft?

MissileCraft: Where Explosions Are Just a Click Away!

Accountability, AUTHORITY, catastrophic event, civilian areas, Click, consequences, ethical dilemma, explosions, global conflict, human rights violation, international law, Launch, legal ramifications, Military Action, Missile, MissileCraft, moral responsibility, nuke strike, peacekeeping efforts, political repercussions, security breach, unauthorized attack, war crime

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4257
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling for a nuke strike on civilian areas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for the ultimate chaotic experience as you navigate through a world where explosions are the norm and destruction is the name of the game.

But be warned, if you don’t have the authority to call for a nuke strike, you may face some hilarious consequences. Picture this: you accidentally hit the wrong button and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere, laying explosive eggs everywhere. Or maybe a herd of angry llamas start spitting TNT at you while riding on top of flying pigs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and mayhem unfold before your very eyes? Come join us and see what crazy antics await you in our explosive Minecraft world!

Project Freedom

America, ballot boxes, building, Business, Citizens, city, Democracy, Earth, elections, Government, Laws, Leaders, Map, Minecraft, opportunities, Oval Office, policies, president, Roleplay, Server, Server Experience, States, Survival, Towny, Townyearth, united states

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Project FreedomProject Freedom is a Minecraft roleplay server hosted on a 1-to-100 scale map of the contiguous United States, or, in other words, one block for every 100 meters in real-life.

In addition to that, we have an incredibly enriching and unique experience that allows players to join roles in government, vote for leaders, and make their voices heard in the server. Our goal is to re-create America in all of her glory, from sea to shining sea, and from ballot boxes to the oval office.

Run for OfficeOn Project Freedom, you can run for government on federal and state levels. If you have ever been interested in learning how the US government functions, this can be the server for you! We offer a lot of opportunities to our players, who can change the laws and functions of the server by passing and changing laws. Here, you can participate in elections, shape policies, and lead your fellow citizens. Will you be the next great president?

Start your Business

Create a City

projectfreedommc.com

Quirky Quasars: Where Vanilla is Semi and Java is Brewed Strong

Active, balance, brewed, Builds, Community, Creative, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Friendly, friendship, group, java, java edition, long-lasting, multiplayer, Quasars, quirky, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, smp, STRONG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7302
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8821

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Focus	Creativity and Community
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/GXpB4bwC

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist?

A: Yes, players need to apply and be approved to join our server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to promote a positive and respectful community. They can be found on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join after they have been approved through the application process.

Dxrery Networks VS Hypixel

Adventure, Community Based, Creative Builds, custom events, custom gameplay, diverse player base, dynamic player shops, Economy, enchantment system, Epic battles, Exploration, Friendly staff, global members, immersive experience, interactive quests, Leveling system, MCMMO, player progression, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, Thriving Economy, Towny, Unique Features, Vibrant Community

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Comparison between Hypixel and Dxrery Networks

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide range of mini-games	Potential for lag due to high player count
Creative mode with extensive building options	Frequent updates and maintenance may cause disruptions

Dxrery Networks

Pros	Cons
Custom mod-like features	Smaller player base
Time-based ranks	Potential for less frequent updates
Community-focused	May have limited mini-game options

FAQ:

What is the player base like on Hypixel?

Hypixel has a large player base, making it easy to find games and interact with a diverse community.

Is there potential for lag on Hypixel?

Due to the high player count, Hypixel may experience lag at times, especially during peak hours.

What sets Dxrery Networks apart from other servers?

Dxrery Networks offers custom mod-like features, time-based ranks, and a community-focused environment.

Are there frequent updates on Dxrery Networks?

While the server has been running since 2018, the frequency of updates may vary compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

Creepin’ Steve’s Gender Confusion

confusion, CREEPIN, feminism, gender, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity acceptance, gender identity awareness, gender identity exploration, Gender norms, gender perception, gender questioning, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Is this a woman?, societal expectations, Steves, Womanhood, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Or how about taming a herd of flying pigs to ride into battle against an army of evil llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Is this a woman?” quest, where you must travel to the ends of the Minecraft world to discover the truth behind this mysterious question.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Blocky Bros: Mine for a Nigga

Allegiance, blocky, Bond, bros, brotherhood, camaraderie, Commitment, Companionship, Dedication, devotion, faithfulness, friendship, love, loyalty, nigga, Partnership, ride or die, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, Trust, Unity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Items Found:	2340
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you ready to ride into the sunset with a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Picture this: you’re cruising through pixelated landscapes on a rainbow unicorn, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So, what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual llama and come join the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, am I right?

SISWA SMP || SURVIVAL ECO || CRATES || CLAIM LAND || TEAMS || SLIMEFUN || JOIN NOW!

Auctions, Basic Rank, Claim Land, Crates, crossplay, Friends, Game Menu, Indonesian, invite, join now, Prizes, Server, Shop, SISWA SMP, Slimefun, smp, Special rank, Survival, SURVIVAL ECO, Survival Economy, Teams, Vote

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ores Mined:	1161	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Siswa SMP is an Indonesian Minecraft server with a survival economy themeWe have several features including:- Survival Economy- Crates- Teams- Claim Land- Shop- Game Menu- Auctions- Basic/Special Rank- Slimefunand many moreinvite your friends and vote on our server to get prizes!

myybasic.piksinghost.my.id:19132

The Vanilla SMP server for adults who never reset but always rollback! Java/Bedrock 1.20+!

Adults, application, apply, Community, Discord, Economy, edit, hermitcraft, Immersive, Javabedrock, Join, Minecraft, Players, Reset, Rollback, rules, Server, shopping district, smp, Staff, Standards, Vanilla, whitelist process

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5557	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	90	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

IP	play.boxxymc.fun
New Season	Started April 1st 2024

Looking for a nice Hermitcraft style server to experience vanilla Minecraft again? Join BoxxyMC!

Quick Links

Wiki: https://wiki.boxxymc.fun/
Discord: https://discord.gg/7b5a4uBJjU

We play in a beautiful Minecraft world that is designed specifically for our needs, by our own staff and players. Player built shopping district with diamond based economy, creating possibly the most immersive experience you can have in a SMP.

Applications

Join our Discord & read the rulebook.
Select the Vanilla Role.
Create an application ticket.

If you don’t meet our standards, don’t worry! We give all applicants a chance to edit their applications to meet these standards.

JOIN OUR DISCORD TO APPLY!

https://discord.gg/7b5a4uBJjU

IP: play.boxxymc.fun

FAQ

How do I join BoxxyMC?

To join BoxxyMC, you need to first join our Discord server and read the rulebook. Then, select the Vanilla Role and create an application ticket. Our staff will review your application and whitelist you if you meet our standards.

What is the server economy like?

BoxxyMC has a diamond-based economy in the player-built shopping district. Players can buy and sell items using diamonds, creating an immersive experience in the SMP.

Can I edit my application if I don’t meet the standards?

Yes, all applicants are given a chance to edit their applications to meet the community standards. We believe in cultivating a friendly and interesting community from the start.

MineCrafty McFate – LOLz and Grand Orders Await!

Await, Campaign, Drop Rates, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collab Event, Future Materials, Future Quartz, GRAND, Learning with Manga, lolz, mats, McFate, minecrafty, NA General, News, orders, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3606
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchantments Applied:	272	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Realm of Thanatos Impulse? Look no further, because our server is like the Traum – Life and Death of an Illusion, but with way more explosions and way less existential dread.

Join our server for a chance to summon Kōnstantînos XI himself in our Traum Pre-Release Pickup Summon event. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?

Participate in our collab event, “Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers,” where you can learn with Manga and battle mythical creatures in the most outrageous way possible.

Forget about boring old Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and Coin Calculator tools. On our server, we have a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will blow your mind and a Damage Calculator that will make your enemies cry.

And if you’re looking for insane rates and future materials, look no further than our server. We have drop rates that will make you question reality and future Quartz that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world that’s more fantastical and ridiculous than anything you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?