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Crafty Edit SMP: Lineart and Coloring

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	2622
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Star Shards Collected:	216
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the Kitty in Heat edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a purrfectly wild time filled with outrageous adventures and insane creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict rule that all players must wear cat ears and tails at all times. Failure to comply will result in being turned into a real cat for 24 hours. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that experience.

Our community is filled with talented builders who can turn a simple block into a masterpiece. Want a giant cat statue made entirely out of diamonds? Done. How about a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, participate in our weekly “Catnip Hunt” where players search for hidden catnip plants scattered throughout the server. The winner gets a special prize, but beware of the creeper cats that guard the plants.

So come join us on this meowtastic journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, don’t feed the ocelots after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens.

CraftyColoring Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the Bunny Thighs edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with color edits, requests, and absolute chaos. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is filled with the highest quality images available, because we only accept the best of the best. No pixelated nonsense here! – Our community is so patient, they make monks look like impatient toddlers. No bumping, no spamming, just pure editing bliss. – We have a strict rule against useless bitching, because who has time for that? Just hide the posts you don’t like and move on. – Our server is the perfect place to practice not being an autist. Trust us, it’s a skill you never knew you needed until now. – Constructive criticism is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Feel free to ask for revisions, because we’re all about growth here. – And last but not least, we have a secret underground society of editors who fulfill requests in the most insane ways possible. Want a human male turned into a furry? We got you covered (thanks, known spammer).

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the colors are vibrant, the edits are wild, and the drama is non-existent (seriously, don’t even try to start any here). See you there!

Pixelated Pencils: The Ultimate Artistic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6457	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	670	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a blast and unleash your creativity! Join us for the Mouse Trap edition, where every block you place triggers a crazy contraption that will blow your mind (and maybe your character too)!

Our community is filled with talented builders who can turn even the most mundane block into a work of art. Want a castle made entirely out of cheese? Done. How about a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mousetraps? We’ve got that too!

But beware, there’s a known spammer who keeps requesting human male to furry edits, so watch out for any deleted posts – they’re probably his! So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the chaos of trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you there!

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6353	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7658	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!