Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your skills and impress all the millennial babes with your block-placing prowess. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with the latest in virtual reality technology, so you can actually feel the heat when you’re standing next to those pixelated hotties.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party, where the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are lit. Only the coolest players can find their way to this exclusive spot, so get ready to strut your stuff and party like it’s 1999.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the nostalgia of a time when millennial bitches ruled the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this blast from the past!
We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!
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Join us now for a wild ride of adventure, magic, and ridiculous quests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount or uncover the secret recipe for enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?
Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.
Join us for some Beach Games, where you can battle it out with other players in hilarious mini-games like “Sandcastle Showdown” and “Seagull Scramble.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure buried deep beneath the sand on our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate beach bum champion?
So what are you waiting for? Grab your sunscreen, pack your pickaxe, and come join us for some epic beachside shenanigans. Just remember to bring your A-game and leave your seriousness at the door. Let the games begin, bitches!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got players who build entire cities made out of nothing but cake, players who ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, and even players who have tamed their own pet Ender Dragon (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “What was her fucking problem?” incident. Legend has it that a player once got so fed up with another player’s shenanigans that they built a giant statue of them out of TNT and blew it up in spectacular fashion. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater that can still be seen to this day.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness).
On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.
Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.
But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.
So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and the llamas are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and some extra armor in case things get a little too wild.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!
With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?
We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.
And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.
Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking
IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!
mc.geodecraft.net
Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:
McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops
To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.
Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5
play.velarismc.net:25577
1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.
2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!
3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.
4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!