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Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

MogMaster Minecraft Server

Bitch, blackopscel, Board, challenge, Competition, conqueror, Domination, formidable, Gaming, glow up, Impressive.., Intimidating, Minecraft, MogMaster, Mogs, Powerful, prowess, Server, skillful, Superiority, TALENTED, Unstoppable, Victory

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	4814

Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Boring, boring AF, boring as hell, boring person, BROKE, Deserves, Drama, drama llama, drama queen, dull, extremely boring, Homeless, homeless and broke, latest drama, Minecraft, Server, snooze fest, Snore, tweetstorm, tweetstorming, uninteresting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

The Audacious Bitch on Minecraft SMP

AUDACIOUS, Audacity, BETRAYAL, Bitch, controversy, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, done for her, Drama, forget, Forgive, holobros, hololive, how dare, ingrateful bitch, internet culture, lord yagoo, Minecraft, scandal, smp, ungrateful, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	288	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and a sprinkle of insanity!

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Lord Yagoo. Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to banish all haters and trolls from the server for eternity!

But beware, for there are whispers of a secret society known as the Holobros who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved Lord Yagoo. Will you join forces with them or will you dare to challenge their authority?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, Holobros do not forgive, Holobros do not forget!

DragonDinerMinecraftSMP

Bitch, Blessing, death, destiny, Dragon.., DragonDinerMinecraftSMP, Drama, eaten, Enjoy, Epic, FANTASY, fate, GOD, Mythical, Prophecy, Revenge, Show, Supernatural, Vengeance, Watching, Wrath

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more unpredictable than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a dragon devouring someone (fingers crossed)!

Our server is filled with crazy characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your block. From secret alliances to unexpected betrayals, you never know what will happen next in this chaotic world.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually dragons in disguise? That’s right, our mods are fire-breathing beasts who love to shake things up and keep everyone on their toes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is filled with deadly traps and cunning puzzles that will test even the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

ThickZoomerLatinaB Minecraft Server

Anons, anoyzesy, Based, Bitch, controversial, Disc, discussion, dumb, gossip, jerstenz, kik, latina, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, sharing, social media, Talking, Thick, ThickZoomerLatinaB, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Votes:	2842
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Peko’s Chill MC Server

aloof, antisocial, Bitch, Chill, cold-hearted, Disliked, distant, Frigid, gossip, ISOLATED, negative reputation, numberfag, Pekora, Pekos, Rumors, Server, social outcast, unapproachable, Unfriendly, uninviting, unkind, unlikable, unpopular

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and troublemakers out there!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art and riding pigs into battle is a legitimate strategy. Our fearless leader, Captain Crazypants, once defeated an Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. True story!

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the annual “Piggyback Race” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze filled with exploding creepers. And let’s not forget about our legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in events like “Spleefing with Style” and “Creeper Dodgeball.”

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PocketCamMic Minecraft Server

4chinz, American, Anonymity, Bitch, cam, Camera, cowards, Dead, face, h.., Hero, Honor, Invasion, mic, Minecraft, Pocket, PocketCamMic, privacy, privacy loss, Server, Surveillance, Technology, wet dream

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Enchantments Applied:	239	Players Killed by Monsters:	4085
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where every move you make is being watched by a mysterious camera. But wait, it gets even crazier – this camera is actually a sentient being that will judge your every move! Can you handle the pressure of being constantly monitored while trying to survive and thrive in this wacky world?

Join our server and embrace the chaos as you navigate through challenges unlike any other. And if you think you can escape the watchful eye of the camera, think again! It’s always watching, always judging. Will you rise to the occasion and prove yourself worthy, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Don’t be a coward like those who have come before you. Join now and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous. Who knows, you might just become a legend… or end up as another cautionary tale. Press H to honor the brave souls who have dared to enter this wild and unpredictable world. See you on the other side!

FrenchJihadMCServer

Charlie Hebdo attackers, extremism, French jihadist, FrenchJihadMCServer, ISLAMIC STATE, radicalization, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism laws, terrorism plot, terrorism prevention, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism suspect, terrorism trial, terrorism trial update, terrorism-related offences, trial

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

so like, u know how some people like to play Minecraft and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got crazier stuff than a French jihadist linked to Charlie Hebdo attackers, dude.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic battles and build the most insane structures. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures.

plus, our community is like, super cool. we all have each other’s backs and we’re always down for a good laugh. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a trial for terrorism-related offences.

ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded

ammunition, Armed Forces, Army, Brigades, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, Equipment, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military capabilities, national security, SECURITY, Shortage, Ukraine, weapons, WepzNeeded, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	70
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than ukraine has brigades 😂 we got diamond swords for days and creepers running scared! our players are so OP, they make zelenskyy look like a noob 😜 join us and dominate the battlefield with our insane arsenal of weapons and gear. who needs 14 brigades when you have our crew backing you up? come join the chaos and let’s show ukraine how it’s done 💪 #minecraftforlife #weaponsfordays #zelenskyywho

Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

ageing, aging, Allowed, BIAS, blocky, brain network changes, cognitive decline, discrimination, equality, health disparities, healthcare disparities, INEQUALITY, long-term effects, mental health, minority populations, neuroscience, prejudice, racism, research, Social Issues, social justice, societal impact, stress, study

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

Love at First Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, emotions, first love, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, Server, unreciprocated love, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited relationship, unreturned affection, unreturned feelings, unreturned love

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	4353
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!

Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, apologized, Apology, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, cryptocurrency, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, learning, Minecraft, mistake, personal development, Recommendation, Redemption, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, smp, social circle, transparency, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Towns Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

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ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	9630	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.