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Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	3577	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

Air, build contests, Community, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Drama, Friends, java, Jobs, Longevity, march 2024, MCMMO, Melio, plain ol’, Plugin, private server, Protection, shopping district, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Underground, v1.21, Warps

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	50
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Love Letters Sent:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
A trust system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Longevity world from March 2024
Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelisted?	Yes, we are a whitelisted community.
What version of Minecraft do you run?	Java 1.21
Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs?	No, we keep the experience vanilla.
How can I join events like treasure hunts?	Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.

Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, brother chaplain leandros, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, hotfix 3.1, Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, rentry.org, ROADMAP, september community update, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6752	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1866
Potions Brewed:	76	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

But wait, there’s more! Our developer Q&A will answer all your burning questions about the server, and our roadmap will guide you on your quest for domination. Plus, our lore stuff is so deep, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP

Anime, APPEAL, attractiveness, Bait, character traits, desirable, emotional depth, Fan Service, FANTASY, Femininity, Fujo, fujobait, idealized, male characters, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, romance, smp, target audience, Tropes, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	115	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the male characters are so fujobait, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by hordes of fangirls who just can’t get enough of our dreamy pixelated hunks.

Our server is filled with handsome studs who will make your heart skip a beat with their perfectly chiseled blocky bodies and enchanting personalities. From the mysterious Enderman with his brooding gaze to the charming Villager who always has a trade deal you can’t refuse, there’s a fujobait character for every taste.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may find yourself falling head over heels for these virtual heartthrobs. You’ll spend hours building pixel art shrines in their honor and writing fanfiction about their epic adventures. So come on, grab your diamond sword and join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fujobait fun!

TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You

10. Self-acceptance, 11. Emotional intelligence, 12. Inner child, 13. Healing past wounds, 14. self-care, 15. Parental guidance, 16. Coping mechanisms, 17. Overcoming challenges, 18. Building resilience, 19. Gratitude, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Mindfulness., 3. Childhood memories, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Life lessons, 7. Self-discovery, 8. Regrets, 9. Dreams and aspirations, Chat, Mini, time travel, TimeyCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4866
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Eco-Disaster FunLand

climate crisis, conservation efforts, ecocide, EcoDisaster, ecological disaster, ecosystem destruction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental damage, environmental devastation, environmental impact, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, FUNLAND, global destruction, human activities, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, severe forms, Stop Ecocide International, Sustainable development, widespread harm

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Emeralds Found:	7738	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Votes:	8603
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so u ever played on a minecraft server where u can literally DESTROY the environment on a MASSIVE scale?? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we ENCOURAGE ecocide!!

join us and unleash ur inner environmental villain as u chop down ALL the trees, pollute ALL the water, and mine ALL the resources until there’s NOTHING left but a barren wasteland!!

who needs a beautiful, thriving ecosystem when u can have a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape instead?? come on in and wreak havoc like never before, cuz on our server, the environment is just a plaything for ur destructive desires!!

join now and be the ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAIN u were always meant to be!! 🌲🔥💧⛏️🌎

SoulMC Network

Earth, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

JOIN THE SERVER TODAY

IP SERVER: soulmc.vn VERSION: 1.12.2 or later

A Vietnamese Minecraft server was developed in June 2024

With a team of enthusiastic staff and professional management from the administrator, the server is committed to being a desirable stop for everyone.

Join and experience with us!

soulmc.vn

soaringmc

AFK Zone, bedrock, Cash, Cross-Play, Crossplay Fun, easy ways to make money, Economy, farm cactus, Farm Sugar Cane, feathers, java, legendary crate key, Mercenary, Mercenary Job, Miner Job, online store, Ores, Player Trading, Premium Currency, PvP, Spawners, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Crossplay Fun: Play with friends across Java and Bedrock—no limits! Easy Ways to Make Money When the Server Drops: Farm Sugar Cane or Cactus: Quick-growing crops that will get you enough cash to buy spawners! Select the Miner Job: Mine ores at `/warp mine` and earn money along the way. Become a Mercenary:*Pick the Mercenary Job, head to `/warp PvP`, and get paid for each kill. How to Get Feathers (Premium Currency) AFK Zone: Earn 5 feathers + 1,000 cash per minute in the AFK Zone, with a 5% chance to get a Legendary Crate Key every 30 minutes! Player Trading: You can also trade cash for feathers or purchase feathers from our online store once it launches!

play.soaringmc.net:25930

ConverseCraft Minecraft Server

Casual, converse, ConverseCraft, durable shoes, fashion, fashion advice, fashion dilemma, fashion staple, footwear, go-to shoes, high tops, long-lasting, Minecraft, Server, shoe durability, shoe options, shoe recommendations, SNEAKERS, split sole, Style, trendy, Versatile, wardrobe staple

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are your Converse shoes falling apart faster than a creeper in a TNT explosion? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the most durable virtual shoes you’ll ever wear! Our virtual high-tops will never split, no matter how many times you jump off a cliff or run from a horde of zombies. Plus, they go with every pixelated outfit you can imagine! Join our server now and say goodbye to shoe splits and hello to endless durability and style!

Snap Me For More Minecraft SMP

app, Communication, Community, cumtrib, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, expose, Followers, Friends, igortate, Interactive, Messaging, Minecraft, mobile, networking, photos, sharing, smp, Snap, snapchat, social media, Technology, Videos

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8805	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	377	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Enderman Toss. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.