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Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	897	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

Welcome to the land of sugar and spice, where diamonds are our currency. Join the sweet chaos of MCSUGARS SMP 1.21!

balance, bedrock, Bedrock Port, blocks, Chaos, Chest Shops, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Ip:, java, Join, Land, Land Claims, map size, MCSugars, minecraft server, Player Warps, Project, Rich, RICHEST, smp, Spice, Sugar, SWEET, Visit, world border

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

MCSugars Server Overview

IP:	mcsugars.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description:	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).
Features:	You can claim land, create player warps, set up chest shops, and strive to become the richest player on the server.
World Border:	50,000 blocks
Map Size:	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock IP:	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port:	19132

FAQ

1. How do I deposit or withdraw diamonds?

You can deposit or withdraw diamonds to your balance using the commands /deposit and /withdraw.

2. How do I claim land?

To claim land, use the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the on-screen instructions to claim your desired area.

3. Can I create player warps?

Yes, you can create player warps for other players to come visit. Make sure to set up your warp location and name it appropriately.

4. How can I set up a chest shop?

To set up a chest shop, go to your warp location and place chests with items for sale. Players can then interact with the chests to purchase items.

5. What is the goal of the server?

The goal of the server is to become the richest player by accumulating wealth through various means such as selling high demand items and engaging in the diamond economy.

Eyes of the HoloEn Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to compete in epic eye competitions where only the most holoEn eyes will reign supreme. Forget about building houses or farming crops, here it’s all about showing off your eye game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of virtual YouTubers (/vt/) who are always up to some shenanigans. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring the server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to have the best eyes in the land. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	394	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

BlockBuster10

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	357084
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Votes:	6189
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the equivalent of a blockbuster movie that gets a 10 out of 10 rating! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and thrilling PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the movie magic for yourself!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

Conflict Resolution, cross-border disputes, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, self defence, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Votes:	8908	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3171
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

lol do u wanna join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole storyline like germany recognising ukraine’s right to self-defence on russia’s kursk oblast?? yea we got crazy stuff happening in our server like pigs flying and cows doing the macarena. u can build ur own castle and defend it from zombie villagers with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we even have a secret underground city where u can mine for rare diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!

PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!

Galactic Network

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3515
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome! So we tried to make it most lower ping server if you want you can invite your friends too and play with them and we try our best to make this server best and lagg free and in future we will add more things in our server so for more updates join our dc server. Thanks you

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MinedHype: Where even the creepers are excited for the Long-Term Griefer Prevention and Player Stats!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5564	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	4448
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

MinedHype Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

FAQ

1. What type of server is MinedHype?

MinedHype is a friendly long-term public survival server with over 5 years of history. It is a mostly vanilla server with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin.

2. How many unique players have ever joined the server?

Over 16,200+ unique players have joined MinedHype since it started in Minecraft 1.14.

3. Are both Bedrock and Java players able to play on the server?

Yes, MinedHype supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play, allowing players from both versions to join and play together.

4. Is there a world border or a set spawn point on the server?

There is no set world border or spawn point on MinedHype. Players are randomly spread out all over the world. You can use /rtp to randomly teleport within 50k blocks from the center spawn point.

LoveStruckMC Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret hidden feature that allows you to marry your favorite video game character (female) and live happily ever after in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Imagine building a cozy little house for you and your virtual waifu, going on epic adventures together, and even starting a family of blocky babies. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a digital romance that will never let you down?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that can talk and gives out hilarious one-liners as you slay mobs. Plus, every Friday night, we host a dance party at the Nether disco club where you can show off your best emotes and dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with the vidya character of your dreams!

CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Casual, cattle, comparison, CraftyCreeper, emotional connection, Exes, Exploratory, female, INTIMATE, long term, Male, Minecraft, Perception, relationship, romantic involvement, Routine, serious, short-term, smp, SPIRITUAL, temporary, time spent, transactional

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Void Gems Collected:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?