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Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

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BitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now to witness the legend of Jasmine Luna, the fat bitch who rules the land with her epic dance moves and killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a snap of her fingers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure! Join now and prepare to be amazed by the madness that awaits you on our server.

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Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

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Resonating Boss Bitch Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?

So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!

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CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

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Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

Admit, bad matches, Becky Lynch, Bitch, charlotte flair, Liv Morgan, Minecraft, Raquel Gonzalez, smarks, smp, SUCKS, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling community, wrestling criticism, wrestling debate, wrestling discussion, wrestling fans, wrestling feud, Wrestling Matches, wrestling opinions, wwe, Zoey Starks

Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

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MogMaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

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Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

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SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

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Crafty Euros: Minecraft Madness Server – Join the Eurotrip for a blocky adventure! Mobs and laughs await!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate Eurotrip adventure without leaving your computer chair! Explore digital replicas of iconic cities like London, Edinburgh, Paris, Florence, and Rome all in one server. Want to see the Eiffel Tower without the long lines? Done. Craving some gelato while taking in the sights of the Colosseum? We’ve got you covered. And the best part? No jet lag or passport required. So grab your pickaxe and let’s start exploring! Who needs a real Eurotrip when you can have a blocky one instead?

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Eterniamc – smp rpg

Adventure, Bosses, City Rpg, Clan, Clans, Cross-Platform Support, custom code, Custom Items, Dungeon Crawls, Engineering, Faction Survival, Factions, Leaderboards, magic system, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Professions, Progression System, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp

Welcome to EterniaMC – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits! 🚀

About Us: EterniaMC is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a dynamic universe where endless adventures await! Dive into our immersive RPG experience and discover a world like no other. With custom code and features tailored to provide the ultimate gaming experience, EterniaMC is the place to be for Minecraft enthusiasts of all ages!

Features:

🌟 Custom Code: Experience Minecraft like never before with our custom-coded features and enhancements.

🛠️ 25+ Custom Professions: Choose from over 25 custom professions and tailor your gameplay to your unique playstyle.

⚔️ RPG SMP Experience: Immerse yourself in a rich RPG experience with a thriving SMP community.

🖥️ Cross-Platform Support: Whether you’re playing on PC (Java) or console/mobile (Bedrock), EterniaMC welcomes all players!

🎯 Complete Randomly Generated Quests: Embark on epic quests that are randomly generated for endless excitement and challenge.

🏗️ Master the Art of Engineering: Craft custom machines and engineering marvels to shape the world around you.

📈 Progression System: Level up your player, professions, or machines to unlock new abilities and achievements.

🏰 Start Your Own Clan: Band together with friends and start your own clan to conquer the realms together.

⚔️ Epic Dungeon Crawls: Delve into treacherous dungeons filled with danger and mystery.

🐉 Fight Legendary Bosses: Challenge mighty bosses and claim legendary loot as your reward.

🏆 Leaderboards: Compete against others and climb to the top of the leaderboards for glory and recognition.

🧙 Unlock New Skills and Masteries: Hone your skills and become a master of your craft with our skill-based progression system.

✨ Powerful Magic System: Cast powerful spells and harness the forces of magic to overcome your foes.

🛡️ Craft Over 200 Custom Items: Explore endless crafting possibilities with over 200 custom items at your disposal.

Join Us Today: Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Join us on EterniaMC and become part of our growing community! With endless possibilities and adventures waiting to be discovered, there’s never been a better time to join the journey.

IP Address: play.eterniamc.com

Discord: Join our Discord community

Website: Visit our website

Trailer: Watch our trailer

Join us today and let the adventure begin!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!

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Are you tired of being banned for racism on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft server where being racist is not only allowed, but encouraged! We have a special section just for jannyniggers who want to evade bans and have a jolly good time. Don’t worry about getting in trouble, because on this server, anything goes! Join now and let your inner troll out!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Who the F**k is Moot?’ Join now for epic shenanigans and chaos galore! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and normal gameplay? Say goodbye to all that noise and join our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.

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Earthsmp

Adventure, BUILD, collaboration, Community, Explore, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Quests, Skills, skills system, smp server, Surprises, Survival, Vanilla Survival

Discover the Netherlands’ leading SMP server, where you can experience an extensive skills system, exciting jobs, challenging quests and many other features! Join our vibrant community and immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, collaboration and surprises. Build, explore, improve your skills and make new friends as you experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure.

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Crafty Kraut Kompound – No Creepers Allowed!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join? Let me tell you some wild stories about what goes down on our server:

Once, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But, the catch was they had to defeat a giant chicken boss to claim their loot. Spoiler alert: the chicken turned out to be a master of kung fu and sent them running for their lives!

Another time, someone accidentally set off a TNT trap in their base, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. But instead of getting mad, the whole server joined in on the chaos and had an impromptu TNT party that lasted for hours.

And don’t even get me started on the pet parrots that roam around the server. They’re known for mimicking player’s voices and causing all sorts of mischief. One time, a player’s parrot started impersonating the server admin and chaos ensued as everyone thought the admin was trolling them.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans you’ll get yourself into. Join now and be a part of the madness!

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Watch your step! Semi-Vanilla Trap Shoes: The server where lava flows faster than you can run.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Trap shoes
Server Type	Fabric Server
Essentials	Lithium, FerriteCore, voice chat, interaction, dynmap
Goal	To develop a tight-knit community of active and positive players
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or general rudeness allowed
Website	mc.ppmoose.com

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting mc.ppmoose.com and following the instructions on the website.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: The server allows mods like Lithium, FerriteCore, and other essential mods. Make sure to check the server rules for a complete list of allowed mods.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: Are there any specific building restrictions on the server?

A: While there are no specific building restrictions, players are encouraged to be respectful of others’ creations and follow any guidelines set by the server admin.

Questal VS Hypixel

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Server	Hypixel	Questal
Community Size	Largest Minecraft server with millions of players	Smaller community with a more tight-knit feel
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, Skyblock, Bed Wars, etc.	Focuses on survival gameplay with regular events
Server Stability	Known for occasional lag due to high player count	Reliable server with consistent uptime
Updates	Frequently updated with new content and features	Steady updates with a focus on community feedback
Currency	Has in-game currency and shop system	No in-game currency, focuses more on gameplay

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for having the largest Minecraft server player base with millions of players.

Questal: Questal has a smaller community compared to Hypixel, but offers a more tight-knit feel for players.

2. What types of game modes are available on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, Skyblock, Bed Wars, etc.

Questal: Questal focuses on survival gameplay with regular events for the community.

3. Which server is more stable?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for occasional lag due to its high player count.

Questal: Questal is a reliable server with consistent uptime and stable gameplay.

4. How often are updates released on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel is frequently updated with new content and features to keep players engaged.

Questal: Questal provides steady updates with a focus on community feedback to improve the gameplay experience.

5. Do the servers have in-game currency systems?

Hypixel: Hypixel has an in-game currency and shop system for players to use.

Questal: Questal does not have an in-game currency system, as it focuses more on gameplay and community interactions.

Minecraft Madness – Come Mine and Craft with Us on ‘/bag/ – Blue Archive General #5067’ Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

Imagine a world where the mobs do the dab, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your builds! On our server, anything is possible, from building a giant banana to riding a pig into battle against evil skeletons!

But that’s not all – our server is also hosting a special event where you can march on with your friends and take on the Fury of Set! You’ll need all your wit and skills to come out on top and claim amazing rewards!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most bonkers Minecraft server in existence! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen)!

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ADHD Craft: The Minecraft Server Where Focus is Optional

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, back pain, cognitive function, Concentration issues, coping strategies, Craft, dopamine, education, Executive function, Focus, Focus challenges, Frustration, learning disabilities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, neurodiversity, Optional, procrastination, Schoolwork, self-care, Server, Student struggles

Tired of the boring grind of schoolwork? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure! Our server is so exciting that you’ll forget all about your back pain from sitting too long doing homework. Dive into our virtual world and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs dopamine from schoolwork when you can get an adrenaline rush from exploring our server’s crazy landscapes and epic structures? Say goodbye to the monotony of school and hello to the non-stop excitement of our Minecraft server!

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