| Version | Vanilla Java 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Server Mods | No server side mods |
| PVP | No, except for occasional planned events |
| Rules | No stealing, no griefing |
Come join a small SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults ( mostly 30s+ ). It’s running Vanilla Java 1.21.4 No server side mods. No PVP (minus maybe an occasional planned server match event), No stealing. No griefing. Come play Minecraft as it was intended in a friendly, laid back environment. We are just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game. All skill levels are welcome, redstone expert or just mine and build a modest house – everyone fits in! Send me a message and I can get you the info to join!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Send a message to get the server information. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | The server is mostly comprised of older adults, but all ages are welcome. |
| Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? | No, we do not allow cheating or hacking. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, we have a Discord server for communication amongst players. |
We’ve got pixelated pigs that can do the Macarena, and chickens that lay golden eggs because they’re secretly part leprechaun.
And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and listen to dubstep while they blow stuff up. It’s lit, fam.
Join us and together we’ll overthrow the oppressive regime of r9k and his police simp army. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Yasss queen!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. That’s right, DIAMOND BLOCKS. Just imagine all the diamond pickaxes you could make with that loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who are plotting to take over the world. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids, right?
