bistro Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperCafe

Ambiance, atmosphere, bistro, brasserie, cafe, Chef, Concept, CraftyCreeperCafe, Creative, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, eatery, establishment, Food, gastropub, ideas, menu, name.., Restaurant, TAVERN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6591
Star Shards Collected:	80	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

LunchLootersCraft

2.., 22, AITAH, bistro, Bullied, Chic-Fil-A, Confrontation, coworkers lunch, embarrassed, Extortion, first responder, gas station, LunchLootersCraft, mac and cheese, not paying, place of work, PRICEY., Scene, supervisor, team player, Training

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4386	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any lunchtime drama like this crazy story! Join us for epic adventures, build amazing structures, and battle it out with other players in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we won’t make you pay for anyone else’s meals! No extortion or bullying here, just good old-fashioned fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who will have your back, unlike the first responder in this wild tale.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than this AITAH post!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	143
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7793	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Animals Bred:	145
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.

LebCraftWar: IranUNThreats

Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranUNThreats, Israel, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, obliterating war, Peacekeeping, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, threatens, UN Mission, Warning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Votes:	7933	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier wars than iran and israel!!! if u dont join, u will miss out on the epic obliteration war that will happen if u dont!! we have lebanon too so u can be part of the epic battle!! join now or face the wrath of the UN mission!!! #minecraft #war #lolz

ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s disease, biology, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, Disease, ForgetCraft, Gen, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research advancements, revised criteria, staging, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!

CraftQ

Adventure, building, Business, Community, Concept, CraftQ, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Join, Land, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Server, stop by, Survival, Systems, Trading, Unique

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
New Chunks Explored:	49008	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

hey you

I just wanted to draw your attention to our new Minecraft server CraftQ. Maybe you would like to stop by and To become part of our community.

What can you expect from us? Well, we have developed our own concept and systems to offer a unique gaming experience. For us it is not only about building land, but also about trading and Business.

CraftQ.de

Pandora’s Box of Chaos – Season 3: The Roleplay Continues!

Active players, alliances, application, Box, Chaos, colonial empire, content creators, Continues, destiny, Events, global peace, guides, Lore, PANDORAS, Revolutions, Roleplay, roleplayers, Season, shadows, smp, Staff, Streamers, Support, Survival, tutorials, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY – Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! – Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! – Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! – Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace! – With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Details
– 1.21 Survival – Unique Overworld, Nether and End! – Whitelist and Application – Hundreds of active Players – Perfectly optimised to minimize lag – Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers! – Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more… – Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

FAQ:

1. How can I join the Minecraft server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist and follow the application process. You can find more information on how to apply on our Discord server.

2. Can I join the server if I play on Bedrock edition?

Yes! Our server supports Java and Bedrock crossplay, so players from both versions can join and play together.

3. Is the server optimized for minimizing lag?

Yes, our server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag and provide a smooth gameplay experience for all players.

4. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Yes, our server is filled with lore, events, wars, alliances, and more to keep players engaged and entertained.

5. How can I get support or assistance on the server?

We have active staff members who provide quick support and tutorials/guides to help players navigate the server and resolve any issues they may encounter.

6. Can I create my own Nation on the server?

Yes, players can create their own Nations, forge alliances, and participate in various activities to showcase their power and influence on the server.

*Join us on Discord for more information and to be part of the exciting 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP!

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FilipinaCraft Minecraft Server

asian women, cross-cultural relationships, culture, DATING, dating advice, filipina, FilipinaCraft, filipino women, finding love, foreign spouses, International, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, marriage material, marriage prospects, Minecraft, online dating, overseas brides, relationship goals, relationships, Server, settling down

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Farms Harvested:	205
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect Minecraft partner who can build a castle with you while serenading you with sweet Filipino love songs? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of Filipina players ready to craft and conquer with you! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Filipina by your side, ready to protect you from creepers and zombies with their karaoke skills? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate!