Bistro MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bean Brew Bistro

coffee addiction, coffee lover, roasted beans, bean broth, Espresso

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearin’ top hats and monocles. they start dancin’ and singin’ “chicken nuggets are our friends” in perfect harmony. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?

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CraftyCreeperCafe

DISHES, name.., Dining, Concept, Food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

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LunchLootersCraft

gas station, 2.., AITAH, not paying, Scene

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any lunchtime drama like this crazy story! Join us for epic adventures, build amazing structures, and battle it out with other players in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we won’t make you pay for anyone else’s meals! No extortion or bullying here, just good old-fashioned fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who will have your back, unlike the first responder in this wild tale.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than this AITAH post!

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CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

CliqueCraft, hololive english, fart jokes, Japan, mori

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

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Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

Server, Govt, Thompsons, controversy, Regulation

Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

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ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

Server, Homeless, Breakfast, Date night, Apology

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

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LostPhoneLootWars

judgment, RESPONSIBILITY, Decision making, park, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

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PurrfectPaws vs BarkNation

furry friends, debate, election, Pets, Politics

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a council of cats and dogs vying for presidency! That’s right, you get to choose who you want to lead the server – will you vote for the suave and sophisticated cat or the loyal and energetic dog?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from block to block over a sea of lava while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing” event where you can saddle up a pig and race against other players to see who can cross the finish line first!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community out there! Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a cat and dog dance-off for the presidency – anything can happen on our server!

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NaijaCraft Minecraft Server

Nigeria, Server, personal information, Breach, user data

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than nigeria fining meta $220 million for being a data violator. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball. come build a house made entirely of cake and watch as the creepers try to eat it all. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun. then maybe you will. but who hates fun? not us. come join now and be part of the madness.

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CraftyCrowdStrikeMC

Crowdstrike, system failure, cyber attack, network security, cybersecurity

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, it once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns! yea, u heard me right, FLYING UNICORNS! not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

oh, and did i mention that our server once had a showdown between a giant zombie and a pack of wolves? it was epic, let me tell u. the zombie was all like “braaains” and the wolves were like “woof woof” and then BAM, the zombie was defeated and the wolves were hailed as heroes.

so come join our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! who needs boring old windows devices when u can be playing on our crazy minecraft server? join now and let the madness begin!

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