Bistro MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bean Brew Bistro

aromatic drink, Cappuccino, morning pick-me-up, Caffeine, Espresso

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearin’ top hats and monocles. they start dancin’ and singin’ “chicken nuggets are our friends” in perfect harmony. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?

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CraftyCreeperCafe

cafe, gastropub, Dining, Chef, atmosphere

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

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LunchLootersCraft

PRICEY., Training, 22, embarrassed, Confrontation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any lunchtime drama like this crazy story! Join us for epic adventures, build amazing structures, and battle it out with other players in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we won’t make you pay for anyone else’s meals! No extortion or bullying here, just good old-fashioned fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who will have your back, unlike the first responder in this wild tale.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than this AITAH post!

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NoMoMosquitoKillsMC

insect-borne diseases, Arctic, mosquito populations, insect control, Alaska

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Eskimos who are legit the only peeps who never killed dem pesky mosquitoes. Like, they be chillin’ with dem bugs like it’s no biggie.

Join us and be part of dis epic adventure where u can team up with Eskimos and build a mosquito sanctuary or somethin’. Who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a mosquito and ride it into battle against other players.

So, what u waitin’ for? Come join da madness and be part of dis one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where anything is possible, even makin’ friends with mosquitoes. Let’s get weird, y’all!

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CraftyCreeperz

coping mechanisms, CraftyCreeperz, ptsd, Treatment, mental health awareness

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a surprise party every time u log on.

we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of ninja villagers. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken or battle a dragon made out of cheese.

plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a never-ending party where everyone’s invited. we throw epic events like zombie pigman dance parties and llama races.

so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma was a total legend in Minecraft.”

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TerritoryMC

Community, Events, Conquest, Towny, Economy System
Have you ever wanted to join a server, where you can conquer the world, or gain total domination over the server’s economy? Well this is what TerritoryMC is about!

In this server, we got:
We really hope that you do find this server interesting, as more players = more fun! So please consider joining!
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Stay safe from mobs and wash your hands on CoronaCraft – where even creepers know to stay 6 blocks away!

CoronaCraft Overview:

Server Type	Community-based SMP
Members	Around 140 from all over the world
Current Season	Started new season earlier this year and just updated to 1.21 with expanded world border
Server Age	4 years old
Server Website	Visit here
Discord	Join here

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Can I join if I’m a content creator or technical player?	Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly.
Is the server open to players of all backgrounds?	Yes, we are accepting of everyone.
Are there any server perks for donors?	Yes, there are server perks for donors.
How can I join the server?	You can check out our website or join our Discord for more information.

FumoCraft Minecraft Server

useful things, FAQs, discussion, DeepL, plot spoilers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence! This server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life, but with creepers and diamonds instead of waifus and harems.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through plot twists and character development while also building epic structures and fighting off mobs. Who needs e-celebs when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story?

Forget about tech support, just immerse yourself in the Japanese locale of this server and let the magic happen. And if you encounter any errors, just copy and paste them into DeepL – it’s like a cheat code for problem-solving!

So come on, jump into this crazy adventure where every block tells a story and every diamond is a plot twist waiting to happen. Don’t be a noob, join us now and become the protagonist of your very own Minecraft visual novel!

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Minecraft SMP: /wAIfu/ AI Vtuber ChatbotsCraft

ChatbotsCraft, Claude API, Local Guides, Sake elf, scale

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server, lovingly dubbed “Sake elf beach edition,” is a wild ride from start to finish. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have AI Vtuber Chatbots running amok, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. You never know what they’ll say next!

2. Looking for our lamy? Who knows who or what that is, but the search is on and it’s bound to be a wild adventure.

3. Our Tavern Card Archive is a treasure trove of madness, with characters and creations that will blow your mind. Want to easily port CAI bots to Tavern Cards? We’ve got you covered.

4. Need some guidance in creating your own characters? Our Tavern Guides range from basic to advanced, so you can level up your creativity in no time.

5. Agnai offers a full web no-DL option, multi-user rooms, Claude API, and Scale. What does all that mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool!

6. Pygmalion is currently in beta, so jump in now and be a part of something groundbreaking (or just plain crazy).

7. Local Guides will help you navigate the madness, including tips from Koboldcpp himself. Who is Koboldcpp? Another mystery waiting to be unraveled.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos of “Sake elf beach edition” and see where the insanity takes you. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – this is not your average Minecraft SMP!

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RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server

RedstoneLagoon, Caravan, support system, holiday, Cups

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.

Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.

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