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CraftyCreeperCafe

Ambiance, atmosphere, bistro, brasserie, cafe, Chef, Concept, CraftyCreeperCafe, Creative, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, eatery, establishment, Food, gastropub, ideas, menu, name.., Restaurant, TAVERN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

LunchLootersCraft

2.., 22, AITAH, bistro, Bullied, Chic-Fil-A, Confrontation, coworkers lunch, embarrassed, Extortion, first responder, gas station, LunchLootersCraft, mac and cheese, not paying, place of work, PRICEY., Scene, supervisor, team player, Training

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any lunchtime drama like this crazy story! Join us for epic adventures, build amazing structures, and battle it out with other players in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we won’t make you pay for anyone else’s meals! No extortion or bullying here, just good old-fashioned fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who will have your back, unlike the first responder in this wild tale.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than this AITAH post!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

A Storm of Falling Stars, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Hoshimi Miyabi, LIGHTER, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBFZZZFM, Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7999	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

Embark on quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai”, where you’ll uncover secrets and save the day (or maybe just enjoy a tasty sandwich along the way). Our server is so epic, even Agent Combat Intel is getting in on the action with characters like Hoshimi Miyabi and Lighter.

But that’s not all! We have virtual battlefield mayhem, data bounties, and an assistant program called “En-Nah” that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing). And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBFZZZFM – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, but who hates fun?).

Hello AMA, tv here Minecraft SMP

AMA, bruce willis, Hello AMA, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, TV

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1754	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	2007
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Bruce Willis himself makes regular appearances to battle creepers and mine diamonds like a boss. That’s right, the one and only Bruce Willis is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving. Join us for epic dance battles and party the night away with your undead friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild and crazy time that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Bruce Willis is waiting for you!

Minexile

Economy, FTB, KitPvP, Minecraft Minigames Entertainment Custom games Existing games Gaming Fun Adventure Multiplayer Sandbox Role-playing Survival Creative Building Exploration Mods PVP Economy Community Servers, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Emeralds Found:	9282	Runes Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of minigames and both custom and existing game modes for endless entertainment.

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of custom and existing mini-games and modes for endless entertainment.

mc.minexile.net

Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

accent, British, chatroom, Chatting, Communication, Connection, Conversation, culture, dialect, england, Essex, Essexs, familiarity, History, Life, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Regional, Server, Slang, Talking, tradition, upbringing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, cryptic message, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet mystery, meow, message board, message thread, Minecraft, No. 273956961, online anonymity, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online identity, online investigation, online sleuthing, player, smp, User-generated content

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Star Shards Collected:	141	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

VanillishCraft SMP

anti-grief, auction house, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, Land Claim, Mob Heads, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Vanilla, VanillishCraft SMP, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6072
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

Celestial, Chaos, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Emeralds Found:	7630
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	249
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	8922
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	398	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596