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PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	2271	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5274
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ores Mined:	5854
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Animals Bred:	83	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!

SkillfulSMP – Minecraft SMP

active listening, Adaptability, Assertiveness, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, interpersonal skills., leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SkillfulSMP, smp, soft skills, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and learn valuable soft skills that will have a positive impact on your job, like how to negotiate with creepers for better loot drops or how to communicate effectively with villagers to trade for rare items. Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your skills in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

PennyCraft: Worth Every Block

beneficial, BLOCK, cost effective, Durable, ESSENTIAL, fulfillment, Happiness, Investment, long term, long-lasting, luxury, must have, PennyCraft, practical, Quality, satisfaction, Splurge, useful, valuable, value for money, worth it, WORTH.., Worthwhile

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	90
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!

QuakeCraft Server: Russian Volcano Ash Cloud Warning

ash, cloud, Quakecraft, Russian, Server, volcano, Warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM! A 7.0-magnitude earthquake hits the server! But wait, it gets even crazier – a Russian volcano erupts and sends a massive ash cloud into the sky, warning all aircraft to stay away!

But here’s the twist – this server is actually INSIDE the volcano! You can build your base right in the lava, mine for diamonds while dodging falling rocks, and even ride on the back of a lava-spewing dragon! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and destruction, but in a totally fun way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will literally rock your world (pun intended), come join us and experience the thrill of surviving natural disasters while building your dream base in the heart of a volcano! Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold

Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysStronghold, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foothold, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, president, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Stronger, Tensions, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3292
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun!

Disney+RideOrDieCraft

amusement park, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, customer rights, customer safety, Disney, DisneyRideOrDieCraft, Entertainment, financial incentive, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal immunity, legal loophole, legal protection, Legal System, Liability, RIDES, risk management, Streaming Service, Theme Park

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

yo, dis server be lit af, like hotter than a creeper explosion in a nether fortress. we got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, i swear.

join us and you’ll be partying with herobrine himself, sippin’ on potions and slayin’ dragons like it’s your day job. we got more diamonds than steve can carry, and more mobs than you can shake a stick at.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted golden apple and a pet ender dragon to ride around on. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in the spawn village.

so come on down to the craziest, most epic minecraft server this side of the end portal. join us now before herobrine steals all the fun for himself!