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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7235 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 67 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
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So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!
