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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3593 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 64 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.