Vaginal Births R Us

obstetricians, maternity, healthcare providers, healthcare research, Delivery

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

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Respawn City Minecraft Server

deaths, Minecraft, mortality, birth statistics, long term trends

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

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New Server IP
TokyoTinderCraft

BIRTHS, government intervention., relationships, population decline, TokyoTinderCraft

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can literally make babies appear outta thin air? well, this server is like that, but instead of babies, it’s diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! join this server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

not only that, but this server has a secret hidden village where villagers speak in emojis and give u enchanted gear just for saying “hello” in chat. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and unicorns.

oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yea, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, matey! so grab your pickaxe and join this server now before all the diamonds disappear like a mirage in the desert. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
Crafty Births: Where Pixels Become Players!

gratuity, tipping culture, Manners, cultural identity, dining out

Are you tired of leaving tips in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can leave all the tips you want without spending a dime! That’s right, our virtual waiters and waitresses will be thrilled to receive your generous tips in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and show off your tipping skills in a whole new way!

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New Server IP
PottyPissers Minecraft SMP

PottyPissers, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with people who can’t even aim properly in public restrooms? Look no further! Our SMP server is a pee-free zone, where all players are required to have perfect bathroom etiquette. Join us and never worry about stepping in someone else’s mess again! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a disgruntled janitor haunts our server, punishing anyone who dares to pee outside the designated areas. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and show off your impeccable bathroom skills!

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New Server IP
ScentCraft: Smellin’ Good!

username smell good smelling fragrance aroma scent body odor hygiene perfume cologne deodorant freshness pleasant aromatic fragrant body spray scented personal care grooming, ScentCraft, Good, Smellin

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your username is just a random assortment of letters and numbers? Well, on our server, your username is what you smell like! That’s right, if your username is “Freshly Baked Cookies” then you better believe you’ll be smelling like a delicious treat all day long.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords facing off against an army of flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness – and it’s all happening on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that fighting, why not head over to our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even square-shaped sushi. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where your senses are truly awakened – whether it’s through your username or the insane adventures that await you. See you in the game, Smelly Cheese!

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New Server IP
KidzCraft Minecraft Server

innocent victims, Majdal Shams, solidarity, Tragedy, KidzCraft

LOL come join dis minecraft server where u can bury ur dead kids like in Majdal Shams! we got graveyards for all ur little ones who didn’t make it thru the night! join now for a chance to win a free tombstone with ur child’s name on it! don’t miss out on dis killer deal!

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KoreaCraft2022

Apology, communication error, international relations, labeling, sensitivity training

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA DEN DA OLYMPICZ! WE GOT SOUTH KOREA THINKIN DEY NORTH KOREA, ITZ A WHOLE MESS! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS CHAOS, JOIN NOW! WE GOT PPL CONFUSED AF, ITZ WILD! WHO KNOWZ WHAT’LL HAPPEN NEXT, MAYBE DA MOON WILL TURN INTO CHEESE, ANYTHING GOEZ! JOIN NOW FOR DA LOLZ!

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AussieCraft: KyleCarlEquality

Australian culture, cultural norms, names, common names, Cultural differences

come join our epic minecraft server where kyle and carl are the same name in australia!!! why join? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts and unicorns that poop diamonds!!! not to mention our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. oh, and did i mention we have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxing needs? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and chaos on our server where anything is possible, even if kyle and carl are the same name in australia!!!

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Ezartla: Where even the creepers are better at redstone than you

Land claiming, Discord, Survival, PvE, Minecraft

Ezartla Survival Server

Welcome to Ezartla Survival Server!

We are thrilled to announce the grand opening of Ezartla Survival Server! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable survival adventure with a plethora of exciting features designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the world of Minecraft, Ezartla has something for everyone.

Key Features:

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth.
Ranks	Earn ranks through achievements and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Massive World	Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version of Minecraft with new features.
And Much More	Constantly updated with new features for fresh gameplay.

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: discord.gg/ezartla

We can’t wait to see you in-game and witness the amazing creations and communities that will form on Ezartla. If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff team is always here to help.

Happy crafting, and see you on Ezartla!

Best regards,

The Ezartla Survival Server Team

FAQs:

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla Survival Server?

A: You can claim land by using our intuitive land claiming system. Simply place a claim block and extend your claim as needed.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, we have a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. Each rank unlocks unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, we have powerful custom enchantments that can give you an edge in both PvE and PvP gameplay.

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