Birthmark MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

innocent comments, in-laws, line, response, Cruel

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

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Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

Boyfriend, mom, savings, Tutor, birthmark

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

dont, shopping tips, Friends, Buy, consumerism

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

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CraftyModi’sWarFreeZone Minecraft Server

international affairs, international relations, Diplomacy, India-Russia relations, CraftyModisWarFreeZone

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.

and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.

oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.

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Wetland Inferno: Run or Burn!

Inferno, ecological crisis, Burn, climate change, Wetland

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the world’s biggest wetland is on fire and u gotta run for ur life or u gonna be toast like a marshmallow at a bonfire lol 😂 those who can’t run gonna be crispy critters, so join now and see if u got what it takes to survive the devastation 🔥🔥🔥 plus, we got rare mobs like flaming ducks and lava llamas to keep u on ur toes 😜🦆🔥🦙 #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness #toastytimes

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HangryCraft

waiter, Server, etymology, Waiting, pondering

u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae’s teeth. we got creepers that tell knock-knock jokes and skeletons that moonwalk. plus, our villagers throw the best parties this side of the nether. come join us and see why we’re the hottest spot in the blocky world. just watch out for the ender dragon, he’s a real diva.

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NasalSprayCraft: Clearing Tau & Improving Minds

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, Minds.., neuroscience, cognitive functions

Yo, so like, on this server, we got this crazy nasal spray treatment that can like, totally clear out all the bad stuff in your brain and make you super smart and stuff. It’s like, magic in a bottle, bro.

Picture this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you take a hit of that nasal spray and BAM! You’re like, the Einstein of the server, outsmarting all the other players and dominating the game.

And get this, we got aged tauopathy mice running around the server, but don’t worry, the nasal spray works on them too. They go from being old and slow to fast and furious, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal.

So if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and become a brainiac like never before, join us on this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, it’s worth it. Let’s get spraying, baby!

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The Land of Ouch: Where mining is a pain but the community is a blast!

1.21, Fun, Land, Custom Play Style, home

Server: The Land of Ooo SMP

Launch Date: June 13th

Version: 1.21

Features: Custom Play Style, Adventure Ready, Plugins

FAQs

Q: What is The Land of Ooo SMP?

A: The Land of Ooo SMP is a Minecraft server focused on a laid-back, community-centric atmosphere for players to collaborate and have fun.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition?

A: The Java server IP is izzi.crafted.pro.

Q: What is the server IP for Bedrock edition?

A: The Bedrock server IP is 107.175.196.2:31132.

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Land of Ooo SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server code is https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB.

Q: Who is the contact person on Discord?

A: The Discord username is eathant.

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Femoid Invasion Minecraft Server

shittube, Whine, Behavior, ONLINE, Stereotypes

Are you tired of hearing people whine about Minecraft on TikTok and Shittube? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for all your Minecraft woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, guaranteed to make your Minecraft dreams come true.

So why waste your time listening to whiny TikTokers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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BrosLoveWomen Minecraft Server

loyalty, girls rule, Minecraft, feminine energy, appreciation

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for all you ladies’ men out there! Why? Because our server is run by a group of super suave and charming guys who just can’t get enough of the ladies. From building extravagant mansions to hosting epic dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as smooth as silk and as exciting as a first date, then join us now and get ready to be wooed like never before!

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Server:	The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date:	June 13th
Version:	1.21
Features:	Custom Play Style, Adventure Ready, Plugins

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FAQs

Q: What is The Land of Ooo SMP?

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition?

Q: What is the server IP for Bedrock edition?

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Land of Ooo SMP?

Q: Who is the contact person on Discord?