BirthdayCreep Minecraft Servers

BirthdayCreep

  • BirthdayCreep: Preggo Drama Mine!

    BirthdayCreep: Preggo Drama Mine!

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    Welcome to the Bewildering Birthday Blockade! 🎉🔮

    Prepare to plunge into a phosphorescent chasm of chaotic friendships, unreal scandals, and blocky betrayals! Here within this server, the lines between sanity and absurdity blur like a glitched pixel in a vast, voxel universe. Run, don’t walk, to claim your spot in a reality where birthday celebrations are collateral damage in the war of absurdibility!


    🌪️ The Great Pregnant Odyssey

    We’ve crafted a pixelated reflection of a birthday festivity gone awry. Join your fellow miners on escapades that might lead you to the heart of a friendship that echoes ominous, yet mundane truths.

    This server is not just a playground; it’s an existential debate on whether or not your friends owe you at least a sliver of consideration when you’re conceptually cooking life within!


    Server Features that Will Make Your Brain Hurt:

    Feature Description
    Uber Phantom Experience the terror of calling for a ride—with invisible cars that may or may not have drivers who listen! Don’t ask them for help; they fear the depths of your need!
    Sleet of Misunderstanding Weather in this realm is often contradictory! One moment, it’s sunny, and the next, your friend is trapped under an imagined avalanche of snow—giving you a new way to ponder trust!
    Defensive Friend Mechanic Watch out for the Brat Card! This powerful ability allows a player to flip the script and shift blame in a way that feels eerily familiar.
    Chaotic Hot Tub Instances Engage in spas that bend the laws of safety for all new moms—because who cares about your health when you can bubble with chaos?

    🚨 Disturbing Warnings from the Void

      • This server may cause existential dread! Entering may trigger intimacy issues, sudden compassion voids, and acute existential crises—with a splash of delightful chaos!
      • Rumor has it, unBLOCKing friends can result in spirals of real-life drama! Many have ventured forth, only to find themselves re-evaluating their entire social circles.

    Controversial Testimonials:

    “I thought I was celebrating my birthday until I found out it was her personal victory lap.” —Anonymous Observer, ensnared in a paradox of feelings.


    FAQ (None of Which Will Help You)

      • Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Why would you want to? The madness is delightful!

      • Q: What if I don’t like my friends? A: What’s a friendship? A transient construct of your fragile reality.

    🔮 Secret Features of Ultimate Unpredictability

      • Luck Be a Block: A mystical block exists that can change your friend’s feelings on a whim! Simply roll the dice and dive into a tornado of emotions—beware, your friends may suddenly be the enemy!
      • The Conspiracy of the Faceless Neighbors: Join forces in whispers against those who dare not share their Uber secret codes! They might be plotting against you as you build your own narrative.

    The Grand Invitation:

    Join us, brave builder! Here, we make sense of the absurd and transform the day-to-day chaos into chaotic quests! Birthdays? Spirited away! Friends? Unmask them as figments of your troubled imagination! Unearth the truth that friendship itself is merely an idea inside a blockhead’s mind!


    Gather your items, don your armor of absurdity, and take your first step into a world where your friends’ needs become the canvas for your bewildering birthday battle. Will you ally yourself with confounding characters or face the chucking chaos of life alone? The choice is yours!

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  • Welcome to ExeosCraft, the only server where even the chickens have McMMO skills! Economy, Pets, and tons of laughter!

    Welcome to ExeosCraft, the only server where even the chickens have McMMO skills! Economy, Pets, and tons of laughter!

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    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
    Cross-Platform Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

    Our Features:

      • Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
      • Level-Up System
      • Pets
      • Land Claim
      • McMMO
      • Strong Economy
      • Leaderboards
      • Hard Difficulty
      • Player-Driven Updates

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

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  • Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure

    Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Who wouldn’t want that kind of cheesy goodness?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even run into Lilly Collins herself, building a castle made of marshmallows and unicorn tears. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side

    FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side

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    Are you tired of working at a boring fast food joint to pay for college? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner furry artist! Imagine the possibilities of drawing wolf cocks and making three times the money you would at a regular job. Who needs a college degree when you can be a furry porn artist extraordinaire? Join now and start living your wildest dreams!

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  • Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist

    Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist

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    LunarCraft Season 2 Overview

    Feature Description
    Player Oriented Economy An economy system that revolves around player interactions.
    Anti-Grief Protection Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment.
    Anti-Cheats Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay.
    Small, Tight-knit Playerbase A community of players who are closely knit and supportive.
    Responsive Staff Team Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues.
    Welcoming Community A friendly environment where all are welcome.
    Dynmap A live map to help players navigate and explore the world.
    Started 4/20/2024

    FAQ

    Who Are We?

    LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.

    Why LunarCraft?

    The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.

    How to Join?

    To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe

    Contact Information

    For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.

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  • Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP

    Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!

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  • DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

    DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

    Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

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    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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    Discord Invite Join our Discord server
    Instagram Account Check out our screenshot gallery

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    Vanilla experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

    Community

    We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

    Respect

    We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

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  • CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

    CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”

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  • Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

    Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.

    But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!

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