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Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3681

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BirthdayBlunderCraft

Birthday, birthday celebration, BirthdayBlunderCraft, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, family, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, friendship, Gaslighting, Invalidation, Manipulation, parenting, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel less lonely than my daughter on her 16th birthday? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual city filled with friends who will never bail on you, even on your birthday!

Join us and experience the thrill of shopping and building with your new virtual pals. And don’t worry, our server won’t leave you feeling like you have low self-esteem or make you cry a lot like my poor daughter. Plus, our server is so affordable that even my daughter’s dad could afford it (but he’s too busy fishing with his son, typical).

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Our server is the perfect escape from rejection and cold-hearted family members. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the star of the show, just like my daughter should have been on her 16th birthday. So hop on board and let’s make some virtual memories together!

MILcraft: Marry Someone Else!

Apology, Argument, bad terms, Birthday, Cheating, citizenship, comfort, Confrontation, ENGAGEMENT, immigration status, Job, love, Marry, marry someone else, MILcraft, partner, reaction, refusing to visit, relationship, Sensitive, speaking to MIL

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1262
Alien Abductions:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.

Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our server. From surprise betrayals to unexpected alliances, you never know what might happen next.

And don’t worry, our community is always here to offer support and advice, just like the OP seeking opinions on whether she’s the AH in this situation. So come join us and let’s embark on this crazy adventure together!

Abnormal SMP: Where creepers throw surprise birthday parties!

Abnormal, Adventures, Balanced, Biomes, Birthday, Builds, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, donator ranks, Economy, Engaging, exclusive perks, Griefers, Land Claims, Minecraft, Parties, Players, Server, skill levels, smp, Surprise, Survival, teaming up, teamwork, throw

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

NormalSMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	NormalSMP.crafted.pro

Dive into a true survival experience with a twist! NormalSMP is a community-focused Minecraft server where players of all skill levels can enjoy a balanced, engaging survival world. Whether you’re building your dream base, exploring vast biomes, or teaming up with friends to tackle challenging adventures, NormalSMP has something for everyone.

Why Choose NormalSMP?

Community-Driven: Join a friendly, active community that values teamwork, creativity, and fair play.
Land Claims: Protect your hard-earned creations with our land claim system, ensuring your builds stay safe from griefers.
Balanced Economy: Earn, trade, and spend in our player-driven economy, where every block counts.
Donator Ranks: Support the server and unlock exclusive perks! Choose from four unique donator ranks, each offering special benefits to enhance your gameplay experience.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the NormalSMP server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address NormalSMP.crafted.pro in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the NormalSMP server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.
Can I protect my builds from griefing?	Yes, you can protect your builds by using the land claim system on the NormalSMP server. This will prevent other players from destroying or altering your creations.
Are there any special perks for donators?	Yes, we offer four unique donator ranks on the NormalSMP server, each with exclusive perks to enhance your gameplay experience. By supporting the server, you can access these special benefits.

SisterInLawSnubbed Minecraft Server

Apology, Assertiveness, Birthday, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Controlling, Decision making, dog, family drama, family dynamics, family functions, forgiveness, in-laws, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, SisterInLawSnubbed

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no backhanded comments about your mining skills or insults about your pixelated family.

Join us and you won’t have to deal with rowdy 3-year-olds hitting your virtual pets with sticks. Our server is a safe space for all dogs, even the little princess ones. And if anyone dares to mess with your Minecraft dog, we’ll step in and protect them like the pixelated heroes we are.

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with real-life family feuds over a birthday party. See you in the virtual world!

BirthdayPresentless Minecraft Server

21f, 23m, big gift, Birthday, birthday present, BirthdayPresentless, Boyfriend, Butthurt, extravagant gifts, financial situation, gift giver, gift giving, home together, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mini argument, relationship, saving money, savings, Server, small gifts, tight on cash, Tim

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Votes:	1033	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise!

Join us for a chance to win amazing virtual gifts that are way better than sweatpants and scented candles – we’re talking diamond armor and enchanted weapons!

Who needs a boyfriend who can’t pick out a decent gift when you can join our server and be showered with treasures beyond your wildest dreams? Plus, no awkward conversations about saving money – here, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

So come on over and leave the gift-giving drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer with us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

NieceBdayDrama – NoGifts4U

attachment, Birthday, Boundaries, Childhood, collection, Communication, compromise, Doll, emotional attachment, emotional connection, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, IMPORTANCE, Niece, NieceBdayDrama, NoGifts4U, personal value, refusal, sentimental, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support dolls as much as you do? Look no further! Join our server for a community that understands the importance of having a special doll by your side to help you overcome all obstacles.

We believe in the power of emotional support dolls and encourage our players to bring their own special dolls to the game. Need a break from mining? Just cuddle up with your doll and feel the stress melt away.

Don’t let anyone tell you to prioritize family over your beloved doll. On our server, your doll is family! Join now and let your emotional support doll guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyHubsWishListWoes

Amazon wish list, appreciation, bad gift giver, Birthday, Birthday Party, blind spot, Cake, christmas, CraftyHubsWishListWoes, Effort, Father, Father’s Day, gift giving, husband, Irritation, last minute, learned helplessness, nagging, partner, Planning, thoughtful

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	460
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to nag your husband to put in any effort! Unlike real life, where you have to download Amazon for him and log in just to get a birthday gift, on our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and surprises at every turn.

Join us and experience a world where birthday cakes rain from the sky, where every day is a celebration, and where your husband magically becomes the most thoughtful gift giver in existence. No more birdhouses or last-minute panic buys – only the best and most extravagant presents await you in our virtual realm.

So come on over and leave your real-life birthday woes behind. On our server, you’ll be treated like royalty, with parties, gifts, and surprises galore. Who needs a forgetful husband when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make your special day truly unforgettable?

Saffron Sunday – Late Birthday “Present” Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3, Archive, art, Birthday, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, fang board, FICS, greentext, Guide, hug the gator, Late, late birthday, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, prank party, PRESENT, Previous thread, Saffron, smp, Snoot Game, Sunday, thread archives

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ores Mined:	8394
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than our server! We have a whole new level of insanity waiting for you.

Join us for epic adventures like hugging gators and playing the Snoot Game, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic battles. Don’t forget to check out our Snoot OST for some epic tunes to accompany your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have AI chatbots, blender models, and low poly models for all your creative needs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, try out our Snoot Mods for a whole new gameplay experience.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even get pranked at our next party!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

baby, Birthday, Boundaries, canceling plans, Date night, family drama, kissing baby, lack of trust, mask wearing, Minecraft, miscarriage, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, parenting, relationship tensions, secret keeping, Server, smoking, Support, trust issues, trustworthiness, underhand comments, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And the best part? Our community is filled with players who will have your back no matter what, unlike a certain mother-in-law we know.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that our virtual world is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would want to join (but don’t worry, we’ll keep her out). Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, blocky, confusion, Cryptic, Curious, Enigma, Enigmatic, lost in translation, mysterious object, Mystery, odd, peculiar, perplexed, perplexing, puzzling, Server, Shenanigans, strange, unexplained, unknown origin, what is this, WTF

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

Anime, anime characters, Anime girl, Anime Nail Trends, Anime Nails, collide, COSPLAY, Cute Anime Nails, Cute Nails, japanese animation, Japanese Nail Designs, Kawaii, Long Trail Tags: Best Anime Girl Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, Nail Art Inspiration, nail artist, nail care, Nail Design, Nail Ideas, nail inspiration, nail polish, nail salon, nail trends, Nailcraft, nails

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

amerimutts, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty perception, beauty standards, biracial, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, ethnicity, Jeremy Meeks, JeremyCraft, lol, Media influence, mixed race, physical appearance, prejudice, race relations, societal beauty standards, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	130	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

Competition, Crafty, creativity, Frustration, Game, game creation, game design, game design challenges, game developers, game developers frustration, game development, game industry, game innovation, game market, Game Mechanics, game production, Gaming, innovation, market demand, originality, player experience, questions, real, unique gameplay

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	98	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Animals Bred:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉