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  • Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

    Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

    Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

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  • Nephew’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    Nephew’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama with virtual gifts! Join us for a chance to give your nephew a $1,200 virtual necklace featuring the god Apollo and watch the chaos unfold as your brother accuses you of trying to “show up” him and his wife. Who knew a Minecraft server could cause such sibling rivalry? But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about taking back any virtual gifts! Join now and let the drama begin!

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  • WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

    WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

    But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

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  • GetOutMyApartment Minecraft Server

    GetOutMyApartment Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living in a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

    Join us and experience the thrill of constantly having unexpected guests who overstay their welcome. Will they pay rent? Will they clean up after themselves? Will they have a seizure and guilt-trip you into letting them stay longer? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We also offer the excitement of finding mysterious bags of trash under your guests’ clothes, just like a real-life treasure hunt. And don’t forget the thrill of spending $150 on a birthday meal for someone who doesn’t even contribute to the rent. It’s like a game of “Who’s the Real Asshole?” but with virtual blocks instead of real-life consequences.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Just be prepared for unexpected guests, guilt trips, and drama galore. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • MacCraftedGifts

    MacCraftedGifts
    Are you tired of being called “cheap” by your friends just because you like to save a few bucks here and there? Then join our Minecraft server, where being frugal is celebrated! We understand the importance of getting the best bang for your buck, just like how you found that sweet deal on a refurbished Macbook for your wife’s birthday.

    On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!

    So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!

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  • SaladSlayinAuntieFTW

    SaladSlayinAuntieFTW
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up frustration on virtual blocks instead of annoying family members.

    Just like the OP took down their rude aunt with a single epic comeback, you can take down your enemies with epic PvP battles. Build a castle to keep out the haters, or go on a quest to find the ultimate burger and pizza combo to impress potential boyfriends (or girlfriends, we don’t judge).

    But beware, just like the OP’s aunt, there may be some players who try to bring you down with their toxic comments. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss with your epic building skills and killer comebacks.

    Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a pile of bones – you’re a Minecraft master!

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  • Stepmom Bday Bash – Minecraft Server

    Stepmom Bday Bash – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of traditions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy celebrations!

    Just like this player’s birthday tradition, we have our own unique way of celebrating. Every year, we host a massive in-game party where players can battle it out in epic PvP battles, build the craziest structures, and even hunt down rare mobs for special rewards.

    But beware, just like this player’s stepmother, there may be some unexpected guests crashing the party. Will you stand your ground like a boss and defend your right to celebrate in your own way? Or will you join forces with the invaders for an unforgettable birthday bash?

    Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the birthday celebrations begin!

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  • NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

    NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

    Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Lost in Space with Astros Reach! Adults Only – No Kids Allowed! Ready for Minecraft 1.20.4!

    Lost in Space with Astros Reach! Adults Only – No Kids Allowed! Ready for Minecraft 1.20.4!



    Astros Reach Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!

    Overview:

    Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for almost 1 year and are constantly looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    1. Long-term vanilla world that is regularly maintained and expanded by the players
    2. Free community-use creative world
    3. Weekly and monthly events on the server
    4. Helpful and knowledgeable community
    5. Staff that care and work to make every player’s experience special

    Vanilla World Info:

    • Server Version: 1.20.4
    • No world-border
    • Various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience (more stairs, uncrafting)
    • High-end, lag-free hardware (Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4)

    How to Join:

    In order to join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. We recommend having a microphone. Join our Discord here.


    Frequently Asked Questions:

    QuestionAnswer
    How long has Astros Reach been in business?Astros Reach has been in business for almost 1 year.
    What version is the server running on?The server is running on version 1.20.4.
    Is there a minimum age requirement to join?Yes, the minimum age to join is 18 years old.
    How can I join the server?Join the Discord and fill out a short application.
    Are there any special events on the server?Yes, there are weekly and monthly events on the server.

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