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IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6530	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	165652	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8426	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	516
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

Valley Prison

Prison, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

play.valleyprison.com