GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3475	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	209	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	853812
Ores Mined:	1457	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	129
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	733	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Votes:	9837
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3856
Runes Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	293
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Void Gems Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Potions Brewed:	191	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9724	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

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