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  • Minecraft Server: Mom’s Birthday Bombs

    Minecraft Server: Mom’s Birthday Bombs

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    Welcome to The Insanity Realm!!! 🐉✨

    If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to dig a hole to the center of your psyche while battling an army of flying spaghetti monsters, THEN THIS IS NOT THE SERVER FOR YOU! However, if you enjoy the sweet symphony of chaos, read on!!! The clocks run backward, and the creepers hum lullabies while eating your favorite dessert! 🍰😱

    Features of Absolute Confusion

    FeatureDescription
    Time-Traveling VillagersTrade with villagers from the past and future but only on Odd Tuesdays. 🕰️
    Invisible PigsHerd these elusive entities in your dreams. Good luck feeding them! 🐖
    Mining for ThumbsBreak rocks to find disembodied thumbs; they can be used as currency or as lovely decorations! 👍
    Emotional RollercoastersRide them! 🎢 Feelings manifest as rollercoasters that may or may not give you existential dread.
    Infinite Lava PoolsSwim in them. Ideal for fiery back massages or spontaneous BBQs with your friends! ♨️

    Player Reviews from the Void

    “The mushrooms in the forest told me I’m a majestic warrior. I believe them.” – Level-12 Cheese Enthusiast

    “Why do the clouds sing lullabies? I feel invincible… yet fragile.” – Reality’s Bounty Hunter

    “I tried to make a cake, but the ingredients turned into a miniature giraffe. We’re best friends now.” – Cherished Highway Ghost

    Caution! ⚠️

    Beware of the Deranged Potato Lords, for they lurk in every dark corner, lurking for lost souls who dare to question the very fabric of their being. Leave your sanity at the door, for once you enter, the exit might lead to a dimension where pizza is an endangered species and all roads are made of macaroni!

    Join us, or be forever haunted by the Sandwich of Regret! 🥪💀

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  • BirthdayDramaCraft: AITA Edition

    BirthdayDramaCraft: AITA Edition

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    The Great Minecraft Relationscape: Where Love Meets Pixelated Hell

    Welcome to the Relationscape, a Minecraft server where existential dread meets the madness of daily life! Here, players are not just building blocks; they’re battling the emotional aftermath of a year-long relationship that’s spiraled into chaos. Step into a world where your in-game experiences are as tumultuous as love on a distant server.

    Introduction: Love is a Creeper!

    Imagine a serene village, a warm glow shining from the cozy cabins, where a young warrior (let’s call her F22) thinks she’s found her knight in shining armor (M25)! Together, they conquer the treacherous realms of long-distance love… until real life crashes down like a misplaced TNT block. Will he prioritize you over his nightly quests with his buddies? Sadly, here in the Relationscape, the answer is often a thunderous NO!


    Server Features: The Madness Unfolds

    • Birthday Betrayal Mechanic: Experience the crushing disappointment of missing your birthday due to your partner’s insatiable poker passion! Will you summon the courage to let them know how you feel? (Spoiler: Expect fiery arguments in your chat box!)

    • Conflicted Teleportation: Access the magical portals to dinner and despair! One moment you’re dining on pixelated cakes, the next you’re speeding back home with the emotional weight of loneliness.
    FeatureEffect
    🎲 Poker Friend RequestsTrade emotional damage for poker chips!
    💔 Heartbreak WallsConstruct barriers that no one can breach!
    🕯 Silent Grief ZonesPonder life choices among glowing, restless specters!

    Conspiracies and Unseen Elements

    Beware! Whispers in the blocky halls suggest this server was banned in 12 realms due to its prophetic messages on love, loneliness, and the allure of side quests over companionship!

    Legend says, players who wander too far might encounter The Poker Deity, a spectral figure who steals your heart and reason, leaving you to question your choices while you’re stuck in a game of chance… forever!


    Fanatic Testimonials

    “I came here for blocks and biomes, but stayed for the profound sadness and poker betrayals. Strong 10/10!” — Anonymous Miner

    “Why would he choose poker over diamond mining with ME on MY birthday?! The betrayal cut deeper than a diamond sword!” — Angry Craftress


    The FAQ That Answers Nothing

    • Q: Can I escape the heartbreak mechanic at any time?

      • A: Only if you unlock a hidden achievement called "Emotional Resilience."
    • Q: Is there a way to stop my partner from playing poker?
      • A: Maybe by constructing a shrine to Distracting Distractions. Or just let them play (this answer was totally helpful!).

    The Call to Join: Embrace the Chaos!

    Step bravely into the Relationscape, where games are played, hearts are shattered, and friendships are forged over the ruins of neglected relationships! Grab your pickaxe, gather your courage, and prepare to mine through the laughter and tears. Remember, in this server, every block has a story, and every player comes with baggage!

    Join us, if you dare. But be warned—once you enter, there’s no turning back… and who knows what emotional chaos lurks around the next bend?

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  • Gearblock

    Gearblock

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    Gearblock Survival Server is a Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server geared towards vanilla Minecraft survival with a few fun tweaks that still stick true to the vanilla Minecraft experience. Our world never resets so you keep everything! We are a brand new server always striving to update to the latest version from here on out. Our server runs 24/7 so come by anytime you like!

    Gearblocks goal is to create a healthy, fun, and friendly environment where players can express their creativity and form part of a great community.

    Key Features:Earnable ranks through voting with perksThe map never resets! Keep your builds forever!Ranks: Level up through 100 ranks and earn perksMcMMO/Jobs: Conquer the leaderboardsCrates: Win epic gear, earn keys with voting!ShopGUI: Buy and sell items in a GUIPlayer Warps: Show off your builds!and more!

    play.gearblock.net

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  • SunMine | GRIFFER VISITION WIP/FREE Minecraft server

    SunMine |  GRIFFER VISITION WIP/FREE Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “SunMine GREEFER VISIONING WIPE FREE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    sunmine.gomc.fun

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  • HorusMC

    HorusMC

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    Welcome to HorusMC! We offer a survival experience, with multiple additions to create the best possible experience. We have a Survival world, Parkours, a PvP arena, Battle Pass, Jobs, and a Crates system. In the survival world, you can claim a section of the world to protect it from other players. In this, you can create a nation and attack other nations, or make alliances. You can do jobs to earn extra money, or buy items you need in the Shop or items sold by other players in the Auction House. You can obtain keys by completing Parkours or advancing in the Battle Pass, in order to obtain unique rewards. What are you waiting for to join?

    play.horusmc.xyz

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  • Gallium SMP

    Gallium SMP

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    Gallium SMP is a survival SMP server where you can build amazing structures, play with friends, explore the world. This is a Java-Bedrock crossplay server, so you can invite someone that plays the bedrock edition. The port is: 25756

    galliumsmp.apexmc.co:25756

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  • Mortals & Mythos | Hardcore Roleplay | Medieval Fantasy | Whitelist | MCRP / RP

    Mortals & Mythos | Hardcore Roleplay | Medieval Fantasy | Whitelist | MCRP / RP

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    ༺═────────────═༻Join our alpha release of Mortals & Mythos. Expect frequent updates as we build our community and server!༺═────────────═༻

    Mortals and Mythos is a 16+ hardcore roleplaying server focused on the true spirit of collaborative storytelling and creativity.

    Venture into Athon as a human, elf, dwarf, lizard, or goblin and change the world around you as you develop your own character.

    Take on magic with a highly customizable, aestheticized system where you help decide what spells, casting style, and elements are possible with your character.

    Have a potent effect on your surroundings as a protagonist, antagonist, or something in-between.

    Use our home-brewed item customization system in-game to showcase your formatting talents and imagination. Use it to make special weaponry, jewelry, food, heirlooms, clothing, and whatever else you can envision.

    Brew potions with our custom alchemy system.

    Mortals and Mythos recognizes the variety in the MCRP experience and seeks to help improve all audiences within a healthy and well maintained environment.

    Our dedicated, veteran staff members with a love for writing are here to help envelop you in our rich world and everyone’s story.

    We want to help you navigate boundaries enjoyably to achieve your vision as best as we can. One of our goals is to ensure that players have a place that they can relax and have fun again.

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    Looking to join?Join our Discord server for whitelist and community information: https://discord.gg/TqUsrzRUfe

    We would like to thank the mapmaker Illyrio for allowing us to use their map “Yeen” for the Mortals & Mythos realm.

    P.S. We have NO Minecraft hunger! Roleplay is about writing!

    mortalsandmythos.com

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  • Server cÀy cuỐc

    Server cÀy cuỐc

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    Hi everybody! The server has a lot of plowing features and is not difficult, especially with a full boss area and regular fishing events for everyone’s entertainment with gifts..

    mineplow.net

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  • LateCraft Survival and Mini games Minecraft server

    LateCraft Survival and Mini games Minecraft server

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    The LateCraft server is an Anarchy server. There are almost no rules on our server. The private session was organized by Yendernyak. There is a totem of immortality and much more. Come to the server to look at all this))

    a.latecraft.ru:19150

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  • EverLast Minecraft

    EverLast Minecraft

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    EverLast is a Ukrainian-language minecraft server with RP elements. We provide a space with ideal conditions for revealing one’s creative potential in a vanilla minecraft environment.

    Our vanilla server is a union of groups of players in vanilla game conditions. Which in turn are adjusted by the players themselves with the help of trade routes, events and other variety in standard survival. A classic server without service donations, privacy and loggers, so that every player can reveal his creative potential in the environment of vanilla Minecraft.

    On the server, you will find only datapacks that improve the interaction of players with each other, as well as an active and friendly community of the Ukrainian minecraft community, which will definitely become your friends.

    play-everlast.tk

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  • Lithium smp

    Lithium smp

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    Server IP: lithiumsmps2.my.pebble.host

    lithiumsmps2.my.pebble.host

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  • FGGRIEF Minecraft server

    FGGRIEF Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “FGGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    bestworld.gomc.fun

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