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GoldDiggerNoMore

birthday celebration, birthday gift, boyfriend gift, boyfriend misunderstandings, college students, communication problems, emotional reactions, gift giving, gold earrings, GoldDiggerNoMore, jewelry preferences, jewelry styles, Miscommunication., mixed signals, Personal preferences, relationship issues, silver jewelry, thoughtful gifts, ungrateful, young couple

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Votes:	3916	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about receiving the wrong gift from your boyfriend again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and excitement.

Forget about gold earrings, on our server, you can wear diamond armor and emerald accessories to your heart’s content. No more misunderstandings about your preferences, because here, we understand the importance of looking fabulous while slaying dragons and building epic structures.

Our server is perfect for players who want to escape the drama of real life and immerse themselves in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

GiftCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, birthday gift, Boyfriend, custody, Dates.., detail, GiftCraft, goodwill gesture, high school, lied to, limo, Minecraft, out of state, Permission, PROM, Ripped off, Seniors, Server, stepmom, Twins, Vehicle

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like a pro.

Are you ready to face off against twin daughters who think they can just borrow your virtual vehicle without permission? Take on the role of the ultimate decision-maker and show them who’s boss in this wild and wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to deal with a boyfriend who thinks it’s totally cool for his kids to take your virtual ride for a spin, all while their mom is feeling “ripped off” in the background. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top?

Join our server now and let the madness unfold as you navigate through unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Minecraft server: AITA WedCraft

aita, Best Friend, birthday gift, Concert, deficit, Demand, denied, engaged, facebook, last minute wedding, Minecraft, Options, prioritize, probation, Server, Spouse, TICKETS, time off, Toronto, WedCraft, Wedding, wedding party, Working

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	1304

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing weddings and concerts! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, just like this story of a bridezilla demanding her friend cancel a concert for her last-minute backyard wedding.

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between brides and concert-goers – Explore our virtual world where you can prioritize concerts over weddings guilt-free – Build your own wedding venue and host your own drama-filled ceremonies – Make friends with other players who understand the importance of concert tickets

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join our server now and let the wedding vs concert wars begin!

MacBookMayhemCraft

autism, birthday gift, Boundaries, Chromebook, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, ENTITLEMENT, family, friendship, high school, laptop, macbook air, macbook pro, MacBookMayhemCraft, parenting, PS5, repair shop, roblox, spoiled brat, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	376379	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, free from entitled brats stomping on your MacBook Pro. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without worrying about any Legos being thrown at your precious creations.

Forget about entitled kids demanding access to your laptop, on our server, everyone is equal and respected. No more worries about smashed screens or broken keyboards – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting. Who needs a PS5 when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure instead? Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in our Minecraft server!

MacCraftedGifts

best buy, Birthday, birthday gift, birthday present, Cheap, dissatisfaction, electronics, gift, husband, jewelry, macbook, MacCraftedGifts, Marriage, MONEY, refurbished, savings, serial number, Spouse, Technology, used Macbook, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being called “cheap” by your friends just because you like to save a few bucks here and there? Then join our Minecraft server, where being frugal is celebrated! We understand the importance of getting the best bang for your buck, just like how you found that sweet deal on a refurbished Macbook for your wife’s birthday.

On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!

So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!

ToyCraft: Nephew Edition

birthday gift, child development, dollhouse, Edition, emotional harm, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, modern parenting, nephew, nurturing interests, parenting, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, toy preferences, ToyCraft, traditional beliefs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

We welcome all players, no matter their interests or hobbies. Just like how we support Jack and his love for dolls, we support YOU and whatever makes you happy in the game!

Our server is a safe space for creativity and individuality, just like Jack’s dollhouse is a safe space for his imagination to run wild. Don’t let anyone tell you what you should or shouldn’t enjoy – embrace your inner dollhouse builder and join us today!

Plus, we have drama to rival any family feud! Join us and witness the epic showdown between siblings, parents, and in-laws over a dollhouse. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on down and join the fun! Build, explore, and maybe even start your own family feud – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. See you there!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

birthday gift, birthday traditions, book lover, cross-cultural misunderstandings, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family unity, Family Values, gift etiquette, international gift giving, long distance family, Minecraft, NieceCraft, online communication, Server, sibling relationships, step-family, step-niece, step-parenting, step-sibling, sweet 16, transatlantic relationships

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	147	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a cultural melting pot where the only expectation is to have a good time. No need to worry about offending anyone with your gifts, just focus on building the best virtual world possible. Plus, we have a special birthday surprise waiting for you when you join – no screenshots necessary! So leave the real-life drama behind and come join us for some blocky fun!

Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	4493
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	1129	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1711
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	5555
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, autistic fembot, Companionship, desire, digital love, emotional connection, Emotional support, fembot, futuristic relationships, futuristic romance, head in her lap, Loneliness, longing, longing for intimacy, Minecraft, robot companion, robot love, robot partner, robotic comfort, Server, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

asian, asian adult content, asian adult entertainment, asian amateurs, Asian babes, asian beauties, Asian erotica, Asian fantasies, Asian girls, asian hotties, Asian models, Asian porn, asian pussy, asian seduction, asian sex, asian women, asian xxx, Crafty, pussy, shaved pussy, smp, Tight pussy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.