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BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	1368	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

AgingLikeFineWine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

CraftyPutin’sDownfall

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	2398	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Potions Brewed:	164	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: To the Skies	All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

2. What features do the servers offer?

The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

3. Are new players welcome?

Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3135	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	1084	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

Band of One Hit Wonders

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2846	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Farms Harvested:	637

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Underground Dead Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.