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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6371 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Potions Brewed: | 174 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 5136 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Just like the back and forth between you and John, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you be able to navigate the ups and downs of our server like you navigate your complicated relationship with John?
With more plot twists than a soap opera, our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama in your own life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.
So come join us and experience a server that’s more unpredictable than John’s mood swings. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to mend your relationship with John while you’re at it. But let’s be real, that’s probably more unlikely than finding diamonds on your first day in Minecraft.