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Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Votes:	6630
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6113
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crops Grown:	3479
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Emeralds Found:	8999
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4811
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Farms Harvested:	193
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	6158	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1158

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Votes:	9259
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crops Grown:	3504
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	78	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

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sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!