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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3559 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
