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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 862 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7818 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.
we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.
if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.
so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
