Birth MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BirthBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Server, BirthBlock, Bonding, Accommodation

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unwanted guests during the precious moments after giving birth? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family bonding experience without any interference!

On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!

Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!

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Whale Mama Energy Quest

600 pounds, #sustainability, MAMA, 3.., MOTHERS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

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InLawzOutlawz

parents, INTIMATE, Rigid, family, #suffocating

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and respecting your space! Are your in-laws constantly invading your virtual space and ruining your pixelated wedding? Look no further, because on our server, you can build the wedding of your dreams without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

But that’s not all – do you have a firstborn child in Minecraft and need some peace and quiet after giving birth? Join our server and rest assured that no overbearing pixelated in-laws will be knocking on your virtual door within the first 24 hours! Because let’s be real, this is YOUR virtual world and you deserve to set the rules!

So come on over and join us, where you can laugh in the face of anyone who tries to tell you how to play Minecraft. Build, create, and enjoy some much-needed virtual peace and quiet. Because in this world, you’re the boss – no insane in-laws allowed!

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MacBeth’s C-Section Adventure

tragedy of MacBeth, Macbeth, Play, Fatality, tragic hero

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

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CraftyFamilyDrama

family dynamics, gossiping, accusations, brother’s fiancé, Boundaries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

Just like Jane’s insatiable cravings, you’ll have insatiable cravings to join our server and see what outrageous events unfold next. From mysterious pregnancies to bizarre birth stories, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

And just like Jane shutting down and refusing to answer questions, our server will leave you speechless with its jaw-dropping moments. Join now and be a part of the drama, because who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

decision, Server, refusing, first time, cousin

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a safe space to build your own virtual family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by creating your own perfect world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your newborn baby from any unwanted visitors, like that creepy cousin who keeps trying to sneak in. With our advanced security features, you can ensure that only the most trustworthy players can enter your virtual home.

But beware, the drama might follow you even in the virtual world! Will your auntie and grandparents try to guilt trip you into letting your cousin in? Will your cousin build a secret tunnel to sneak into your base? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make can have hilarious consequences. Who knows, maybe your cousin will surprise you by building a giant apology statue made out of diamond blocks!

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NoVisitorsBabySpawn

Support, NoVisitorsBabySpawn, bonding time, Birth, FEBRUARY

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the judgment of your in-laws and siblings? Look no further! Join our server where you can bond with your virtual newborn baby girl without any interruptions for two weeks! Who needs real family bonding when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your mother-in-law’s opinions. Join now and experience the joy of virtual parenting without any real-life drama!

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BlockyDNA Collection – Solve Crimes!

criminal suspects, solved crimes, collection, societal impact, genetic evidence

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, you’re instantly a detective solving crimes with DNA collection! like, you’re mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’re cracking cases wide open with your mad detective skills. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? join now and be the ultimate crime-solving mastermind!

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BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Eczema, partner, beach front, skin allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

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Coom in Moom’s Womb Minecraft SMP

Mooms, maternal bond, Minecraft, maternity, Mother

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “I coom in Moom’s womb” and let me tell you, their antics are wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch your back because you never know what kind of shenanigans “I coom in Moom’s womb” has up their sleeve next!

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