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Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server

Apathy, Birth Rates, cultural malaise, Despair, disillusionment, economic struggles, Escape, EURO, Europe, europoor, existential crisis, generational despair, hopelessness, lack of motivation, lack of opportunity, Life, mental health, Minecraft, Poor, sense of purpose, Server, societal issues, societal norms, societal pressure, Stagnation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in Europoor forever? Do you feel like your fire for life has been extinguished by the dreary surroundings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the Europoor life and embark on epic adventures in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fearless miner who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Or how about the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama that shot lasers out of its eyes? Anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the Europoor life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake!

Gender Wars Minecraft Server

abandoned cities, age gaps, being broke, Birth Rates, Childless, decaying cities, fat, Fighting, gender, gender wars, Minecraft, normie social media, other gender, Reconciling, regret, Server, societal collapse, stupidest shit, too demanding, Ugly, unfixable, used up, Wars, West

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion, authoritarian regime, BabyBoomCraft, Birth Rates, contraceptive, DOCTORS, Family Planning, forced pregnancies, government policy, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, maternal health, North Korea, political agenda, population control, population growth, Propaganda, punishment, reproductive coercion, reproductive rights, Social Issues

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	638695	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	828	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. true story, bro. and another time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons. it was lit, fam. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. you’ll be rolling in riches, yo. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life!

NoBabyCraft: Extinct in 100 Years!

#sustainability, biological imperative, Birth Rates, consequences, Decision making, environmental impact, ethical dilemma, Extinct, Extinction, extinction timeline, Future, genetic diversity, human evolution, human race, Humanity, long-term planning, NoBabyCraft, overpopulation, population control, Reproduction, societal collapse, Survival, Years

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6246	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, imagine a world without humans, just a bunch of empty buildings and overgrown plants. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server because we’re all about that post-apocalyptic vibe. Join us if you want to roam around deserted cities, fight off mutant creatures, and scavenge for resources like there’s no tomorrow.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got some wacky stuff going on like a secret underground society of talking animals and a group of friendly aliens who just want to trade with you. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing your blocky butt off as you ride rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireballs from your hands.

So why not join us and help prevent the extinction of humans by building epic structures and creating a new world where everyone can thrive? Or, you know, just have a good time goofing around with your friends. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	161
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Potions Brewed:	162	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

Robowaifus Minecraft Server: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide!

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Birth Rates, collide, DATING, ethical implications, family structure, Future, gender dynamics, human interaction, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, pixels, political consequences, relationships, robotics, robowaifus, Server, societal changes, societal norms, society, Technology, waifus, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server, where the future is now and robowaifus are taking over!

Join us as we explore the hilarious and outrageous consequences of men choosing robowaifus over real women. Will there be lower birth rates? Probably. Will dating collapse? Most likely. But hey, who needs real relationships when you can have a robot wife who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own robowaifu to settle down with. Just don’t forget to charge her batteries!

Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

baby, Birth Rates, Boomers, children, Conspiracy, control, demographics, Ethics, experimentation, fertility, Future, Government, Manipulation, Minecraft, mobs, morality, Players, population control, procreate, Propaganda, Public, Reproduction, Server, social engineering, society, Spawn, underage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5474
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

big, big families, Birth Rates, child rearing, common, Crafty, cultural norms, cunts, families, family dynamics, Family Planning, family size, family size comparison, family size perception, family size preferences, family size statistics, family size trends, family structure, large families, Minecraft, modern families, population trends, Server, small families, societal expectations, traditional values

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

cancelled games, DEI, employees, ESG, FLAK, Go woke Go broke, high-profile, Jap company, Japan, LGBT parades, licensed games, massive failure, Minecraft, persecuted, praise, SBI, Server, society collapse, sweet baby inc, Toyota, unknown 9, woke lefties, WokeCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

big, fat, man, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Brighter Than the Sun, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, drip marketing, fire nihility, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	3777
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

accident, built, built for BBC, catchphrase, internet culture, internet history, internet humor, internet memes, internet phenomenon, internet slang, internet subculture, internet trends, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, POL, popularization, Raids, smp, social media, trolling, viral

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

Adventure, agility, Auto-mine, automatic mine, best, Cases, Currency, Goods, Haru, Jobs, Magic, market, merchant, Minecraft, ninja, Parkour, private blocks, Server, Shop, Skills, SPEED, Starter Kit, Survival, TOWN, Treasures

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

harumc.ru

Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	135	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

Board Games, care, casual games, city builders, Dice Games, dress up games, fighting games, first person shooters, fitness games, games, horror games, investing games, JRPGs, JRPS, meme games, Minecraft, MOBAS, party games, person, plateformers, Puzzle Games, racing games, sandbox games, shooters, smp, strategy, strategy games, Survival Games, third-person shooters, WRPGs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	1156	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Crafty, go get water, make post, Minecraft, PIXEL, Playground, please wait 900 sec, Server, try to make a post, wait 900 seconds

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!