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Baby Boom Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy population ministry that’s gonna like, make sure we have enough players to keep the server alive. we’re like the korea of minecraft servers, tryna address our low player rates and aging population. join us and be part of the epic quest to keep this server bumpin’ with newbies and oldies alike. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1848

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Votes:	1852	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2413	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8145	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	39383
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!