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Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7847	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Towns Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	8289
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

Aging population, Analysis, Birth, birth rate, comparison, cultural influences, declining birth rates, demographics, Economy, education, fertility, global trends, government policies, Healthcare, lowest birth rates, Minecraft, Population, Rate, reasons, Server, social factors, statistics, two nations, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Votes:	4219
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

MotherlandBabyBoom

baby boom, birth rate, cultural norms, demographic challenges, Family Planning, fertility rate, Gender Roles, government policies, maternal instincts, Motherhood, motherland, MotherlandBabyBoom, parenthood, population growth, reproductive rights, resistance, russia, social expectations, societal pressure, traditional values, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where russia wants a baby boom but some women are like nah, i ain’t becoming a mother for the motherland! instead, they’re building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow. who needs babies when you can have diamonds and dragons, amirite? plus, rumor has it that putin himself plays on our server, riding around on a pig named boris and challenging players to pvp duels. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). come on, comrade, let’s craft our way to victory!

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s Demographic Dilemma

Aging population, aging society, birth rate, Demographic, demographic crisis, Dilemma, economic impact, elderly population, ElderlyCraft, employment, government policies, Healthcare, immigration, Japan, Japans, labor shortages, Long Term Care, pension system, population decline, record high, Retirement, social security, Workforce, working age population

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!

Redstone Revolution

2024.., birth rate, birth rate decline, demographic crisis, demographic data, demographic trends, demographics, economic impact, Family Planning, fertility rate, government policy, LOWEST, population aging, population decline, population growth, quarter century, Redstone, revolution, russia, Slides, Social Issues, statistics

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9764
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come to our minecraft server and help repopulate russia by building baby-making machines and spawning villagers like there’s no tomorrow! we need all the help we can get to boost the birth rate and save the country from extinction! join us for a wild ride full of love, laughter, and lots of little russians running around! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ores Mined:	7608
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6527	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9011	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	7792
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3502	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	156
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1833	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7447
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ores Mined:	6515	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.