we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!
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BabyWeight Boosters Server
so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength! -
Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server! -
License to Mine: Undoc Edition
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude. -
CesareanCraft: Labor vs. Loot
so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode with joy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life.imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly ur surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. they start breakdancing and singing show tunes while u try to figure out where the heck u are. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow unicorn flies down from the sky and offers u a quest to find the mystical diamond pickaxe of destiny.
but wait, there’s more! as u venture through the land, u come across a village of talking chickens who challenge u to a dance-off. u bust out ur best flossing moves and impress the chickens so much that they make u their king. u now rule over a kingdom of feathered subjects who worship u as their dance god.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join this server, then how about this: every full moon, the entire world transforms into a giant disco party where u can boogie down with creepers and zombies until the sun rises. it’s like a rave in the land of blocks, and u don’t wanna miss out.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure of craziness and fun. who knows what wacky shenanigans u’ll get into next? just remember to bring ur dancing shoes and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild on this minecraft server.
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CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide
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NeverAgainCraft
Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today! -
RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE! -
MayhemCraftUK
So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss! -
Coffin Wood Tree Farm
Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.
And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!
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CoughCraft: Salty Solutions
So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!