we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!
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BabyWeight Boosters Server
so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength! -
Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server! -
License to Mine: Undoc Edition
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude. -
CesareanCraft: Labor vs. Loot
so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode with joy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life.imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly ur surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. they start breakdancing and singing show tunes while u try to figure out where the heck u are. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow unicorn flies down from the sky and offers u a quest to find the mystical diamond pickaxe of destiny.
but wait, there’s more! as u venture through the land, u come across a village of talking chickens who challenge u to a dance-off. u bust out ur best flossing moves and impress the chickens so much that they make u their king. u now rule over a kingdom of feathered subjects who worship u as their dance god.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join this server, then how about this: every full moon, the entire world transforms into a giant disco party where u can boogie down with creepers and zombies until the sun rises. it’s like a rave in the land of blocks, and u don’t wanna miss out.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure of craziness and fun. who knows what wacky shenanigans u’ll get into next? just remember to bring ur dancing shoes and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild on this minecraft server.
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DadCraft Guest Room
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.
But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!
Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?
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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower -
MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals
strategic interests, resource protection, security measures, territorial disputes, Natural resourcesso, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).
so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!
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Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6
Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! -
PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.