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Birth Outcomes

  • BabyWeight Boosters Server

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    BabyWeight Boosters Server

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    so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

    we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

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  • Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

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    Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

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    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!

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  • License to Mine: Undoc Edition

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    License to Mine: Undoc Edition

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    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

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  • CesareanCraft: Labor vs. Loot

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    CesareanCraft: Labor vs. Loot

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    so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode with joy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life.

    imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly ur surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. they start breakdancing and singing show tunes while u try to figure out where the heck u are. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow unicorn flies down from the sky and offers u a quest to find the mystical diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    but wait, there’s more! as u venture through the land, u come across a village of talking chickens who challenge u to a dance-off. u bust out ur best flossing moves and impress the chickens so much that they make u their king. u now rule over a kingdom of feathered subjects who worship u as their dance god.

    if that’s not enough to convince u to join this server, then how about this: every full moon, the entire world transforms into a giant disco party where u can boogie down with creepers and zombies until the sun rises. it’s like a rave in the land of blocks, and u don’t wanna miss out.

    so come on, join us on this epic adventure of craziness and fun. who knows what wacky shenanigans u’ll get into next? just remember to bring ur dancing shoes and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild on this minecraft server.

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  • Creepers R Us – GTFO NOW!

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    Creepers R Us – GTFO NOW!

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    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard the sound of a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling but 10 times scarier on our server! Our world is filled with surprises at every turn, from hidden traps to unexpected mob attacks. It’s like playing Minecraft on hardcore mode, but with a side of chaos and laughter.

    Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding moments that will have you screaming for your virtual life. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of surviving on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • RedstoneRelations Minecraft Server

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    RedstoneRelations Minecraft Server

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    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity, ya know? we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. if u join, u get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs?

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even Russia wants to normalise ties with us. they said they’ll only lift sanctions on Moscow if we let them join our epic Minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of the most outrageous server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • ZelenskyVsTrumpCraft

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    ZelenskyVsTrumpCraft

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we make zelensky and trump battle it out in the oval office for our entertainment 😂😂 friedrich merz even said we orchestrated it all 🤣🤣 join now for the most chaotic and insane gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us it’s worth it 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #zelenskyvsTrump #FriedrichSaidSo 🤪🔥

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  • Inked Lymphoma Land

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    Inked Lymphoma Land

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    yo, so like, this server is LIT cuz our tattoo ink is so OP that it can give you superpowers in the game! like, imagine having a sick tattoo and then BAM you can fly or shoot lasers from your eyes or something.

    but wait, there’s more! our ink is so powerful that it can even increase your chances of finding rare loot in the game. like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

    oh, and did we mention that the ink can also protect you from mobs and other players? yeah, you’ll be practically invincible with our tattoo ink.

    so come join us on this server and experience the magic of tattoo ink like never before. who knew that getting inked could be so epic in Minecraft?

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  • Unknown Server

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    Unknown Server

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Your Server Name
    Server IP Your Server IP
    Server Version Newest Version
    Player Count 0 players currently online
    Features Vanilla experience, SMP gameplay

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    1. Why am I getting “invalid player data” error when trying to join the server as a Bedrock player?

    It seems to be an issue with player data compatibility between Bedrock and Java versions. We recommend double-checking your server settings and configuration to ensure compatibility for Bedrock players.

    2. Do you have any mods installed that could be causing login issues for Bedrock players?

    As mentioned, we are running a vanilla server without any mods that could potentially hinder Bedrock player logins. Please try again and let us know if the issue persists.

    3. Can I join the server without any additional plugins or modifications?

    Yes, our server offers a pure SMP experience without any additional plugins or modifications. Feel free to join and enjoy the vanilla gameplay.

    4. Is there any monetization on the server, such as donations or in-game purchases?

    Currently, we do not have any monetization features on the server. We aim to provide a fair and equal playing field for all our users without the need for monetary transactions.

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  • Crafted by Pixels and Positivity

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    Crafted by Pixels and Positivity

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    🔮 The Server You Never Knew Existed Until Now! Join or Beware! 🔮

    Welcome to the Madlands of Blocktopia, the greatest Minecraft server that may or may not exist! Enter if you dare because what you’ll see will shatter the dimensions of your sanity! Or was it the worst server? It’s not clear, and it might change the moment you blink! Here, friendships blossom like candy corn from the asphalt at midnight, and rules are invented on the fly, or perhaps they were never there at all. Are you ready to question everything?

    🌀 Features That Will Make Your Brain Melt! 🌀

    Feature Description
    ✨ Infinite Block Inventory Collect blocks, but they will paradoxically disappear before you place them! Enjoy the thrill of losing everything!
    🏰 Castle of Walking Ghosts There are no ghosts! But if you think there are, they might actually be between dimensions waiting for your friendship!
    🔥 Randomized Weather 5-9 Times Daily Experience snow during summer and sunshine in the realm of lava, unless you’re in winter!
    🐏 Sentient Sheep Every sheep whispers secrets of your past. Are they lying, or do they know the truth?
    🎩 Unbannable Players Every player is unbannable unless they ban themselves, which can happen while dreaming in creative mode!

    🔍 Confusing FAQ Section 🔍

    Q: Can I join the server?A: Joining is like swallowing a cloud of spaghetti you can never digest. Eat responsibly!

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you play?A: We play in the dimension where Minecraft is actually a loaf of bread. Time doesn’t exist in slices!

    Q: Are there rules?A: Rules are like inverted turtles, they only exist if you believe in them at the moment. But you can always make new ones that you will instantly forget!

    💬 Random Reviews From the Mindless Void 💬

    “Do not bully about this this is a positivity zone mkay…”

    “It is like they are all the same dude. They all text like kids despite being grown men older than me.”

    “Creepy German wtf is this shit? Like what do I do?”

    Join us in Blocktopia, where the walls may whisper your name and reality is merely a suggestion! But remember, no turning back! Are you truly ready for this… or are you not?

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