join our epic minecraft server where we treat daughters like queens and sons like peasants! but don’t worry, the children don’t even notice cuz they’re too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons. if you’re agreeable and responsible, you’ll get all the loot and diamonds you could ever dream of! come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!
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BlockyParentLove – Building bonds one block at a time
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Sibling Rivalry Rescue
so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!
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Parental Neglect Craft
so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!
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FirstCraftersUnited
Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got people who are probs descendants of only firstborns. Like, they got special powers or somethin, man. Imagine playin with someone who can summon a dragon just by sneezin, lmao.Also, we got a secret underground club where pigs wear top hats and dance to dubstep. It’s like a whole new world down there, fam. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we got. Those llamas are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, I swear.
Oh, and did I mention we have a floating island made entirely of cake? Yeah, you heard me right. It’s like Willy Wonka’s wet dream up in here. So, what are you waitin for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started!
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CraftySiblingsUnited
Yo, listen up! dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity, like seriously. We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, I ain’t even playin’.Join dis server if you wanna ride a pig into battle, like a freakin’ knight on a noble steed. We got creepers that moonwalk and skeletons that do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit, fam.
Oh, and get this, we got a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the villagers. They be bustin’ out some sick moves, I swear. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making rainbows appear outta thin air.
So, if you wanna be part of the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then come on down. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, there are equally as many “oldest” children as there are “youngest” children on this server. Yeah, wrap your head around that one, bro.
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FaveChildCraft
join this server if you want to be the ULTIMATE MINECRAFT CHAMPION. we have diamonds falling from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. the sun never sets so you can mine all day and party all night. plus, the first person to join each day gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on. come join us and become a legend in the wackiest minecraft server ever created!