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Birth Defects

  • Cousin Craft: Illness-Free Zone

    Cousin Craft: Illness-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we all bout dat cousin marriage life. we got da craziest genetics up in here, makin our characters look like some funky mutants. but don’t worry, we got potions and enchantments to make sure our kids don’t come out lookin like dey got three eyes or sumthin.

    we got da illest health benefits on dis server, like seriously, our characters never get sick cuz we got dat cousin love goin on. plus, our kids are like super smart cuz of all dat inbreeding, they be buildin redstone contraptions like nobody’s business.

    so come join us on dis server and experience da magic of cousin marriage. who needs genetic diversity when you got family love, amirite? let’s build a world where cousins can be more than just family, dey can be soulmates.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BabyBumpCraft IVF Server

    BabyBumpCraft IVF Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than an IVF pregnancy! our players are like embryos, constantly exposed to crazy medicines that can harm their virtual fetus… i mean, builds. but don’t worry, we make sure to keep things interesting with teratogenic twists and turns during the first trimester of gameplay. so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a science experiment gone wrong, then join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk

    Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”

    so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!

    we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.

    so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Baby Block Busters

    Baby Block Busters

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the chance of being born with a major heart defect is 0% because we have magical healing powers that protect you from all harm! our server is like a virtual IVF clinic but instead of babies, we birth epic minecraft warriors who will conquer all the land! join us and be part of the most unique gaming experience you’ll ever have, where the only risk is having too much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParentalDisgustMC

    ParentalDisgustMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family trees are more like family circles! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationships in my boyfriend’s family.

    On our server, you’ll find a community that embraces the idea of marrying your cousin and having children with them. Who needs genetic diversity when you can keep it all in the family, right? Plus, we have a special handicap-friendly area for those who want to experience the joys of Minecraft in a unique way.

    But that’s not all – we also have drama to rival a soap opera! Join us as we navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships and uncover the shocking secrets hidden within our virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own family tree after spending time on our server.

    So come on down and experience the craziness for yourself. Who needs a normal family when you can join ours and see just how far genetics can really go? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition

    EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and create things? well, on this server, we are like, creating LIFE. we have these crazy scientists who are like, watching embryos grow in real time. it’s like, watching a baby chicken hatch but like, on steroids. join our server to witness the miracle of life in blocky form. who needs to build houses when u can watch baby creepers being born, amirite? come join us for a truly unique minecraft experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyRandomFacts

    CraftyRandomFacts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden dimension where players can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and discover the most random facts you never knew about Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VenezuelaCraft2020

    VenezuelaCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where Biden himself is calling for new elections in Venezuela! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist! Build your own virtual utopia and maybe even run for president of your own blocky nation. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have Biden himself endorsing your leadership skills. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly historic (and totally ridiculous)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Petting ZooCraft

    Petting ZooCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, super into being pet. like, you can just walk up to a cow and start petting it and it’s all like “yeah, that’s the spot, keep going!” and you’re just like “wow, this is the best server ever!”

    and then there’s this one time where a pig starts doing backflips because you’re petting it so good, and everyone is just like “whoa, this is some next level petting skills right here!”

    and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they start laying diamond eggs because they’re so happy to be pet. like, who knew chickens could lay diamonds? only on this server, man.

    so if you wanna experience the most epic petting zoo in minecraft history, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP