birth control Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

abortion, baby, birth control, boom, Contraception, contraception effectiveness, Family Planning, fertility awareness, Fun, healthcare access, menstrual cycle, natural methods, non-medical alternatives, OVULATION, PIXEL, reproductive choices, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, UK healthcare, unintended pregnancies, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8429
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Votes:	6229	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	1509	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

CraftyCanuckRx

access to care, affordable healthcare, bill, birth control, Canada, Canadian citizens, CraftyCanuckRx, diabetes, Drug Costs, Government, Healthcare, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, legislation, medication, prescription drugs, public health, public services, social welfare, universal coverage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7692	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Crafty Contraception Cove

affordable care act, birth control, Contraception, contraceptive methods, Cove, Crafty, health policy, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare reform, insurance coverage, legislation, medication access, patient advocacy, pharmaceutical industry, prescription drugs, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, unintended pregnancy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.

Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

StepmomSlayinCraft

assertive communication, birth control, blended family dynamics, boundary setting, co-parenting issues, communication breakdown, confrontational approach, confronting stepmother, family conflict, medical decisions, parental involvement, parental rights, parenting agreement, shared custody, StepmomSlayinCraft, stepmother interference, stepmother’s authority, stepmother’s behavior, stepmother’s role, teenage daughter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Votes:	3445	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Looking for a server where co-parenting takes on a whole new meaning? Look no further! Our server is filled with exes, new partners, and a whole lot of chaos. Watch as players navigate through the treacherous waters of blended families and questionable parenting decisions.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate showdown between moms, dads, and the infamous Jessica. Will you confront her about changing your child’s birth control without your consent? Will you team up with other players to take down the evil stepmom? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even a pig riding a chicken into battle. See you there!

BlockyBoysUnite

adolescent health, birth control, BlockyBoysUnite, condom use, condoms, Contraception, Europe, health education, Prevention, public health, reproductive health, risky behavior, safe sex practices, sexual health, sexually transmitted infections, STIs, teen boys, teenage pregnancy, unprotected sex, Who, youth health

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bathroom, begged, birth control, children, Cooking, crying, DadDutyFree, Flight Attendant, forget working, Helping, husband, implanted, Kids, love, Minecraft, Server, Son, stay at home mom, Telling, Tomas, walk, Watching

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	128
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

Baby Boom Server

abortions, baby, birth control, boom, Childcare costs, economic support, Family Planning, Family Support, gender equality, healthcare costs, J.D. Vance, Kids, maternal health, No fault divorces, Paid maternity leave, parental leave, reproductive rights, Server, Social policies, wages, Women, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun!

SisterCraft: Child Abandonment Edition

abandonment, abandonment issues, child, child care, Edition, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Infidelity, long distance relationships, Manipulation, Motherhood, parenting, sacrifice, second hand clothes, sibling relationships, SisterCraft, underdeveloped countries, working parents

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine a world where a mom is working hard to take care of her grandchild while her daughter gallivants off to Asia with her cheating husband. But wait, it gets even crazier – the husband blows all their savings on gambling and then has the audacity to cheat on his wife with a girl from the cruise they work on together. And to top it all off, the wife is considering leaving her child AGAIN to go back to the ship for a promotion!

Now, if that doesn’t convince you to join our server, I don’t know what will. Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

ForgetfulKindness – Minecraft SMP

compassion, ForgetfulKindness, Generosity, Good deed, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, heartwarming memory, Kindness, kindness of strangers, lasting impression, memorable experience, Minecraft, Random act of kindness, Selfless act, smp, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, unforgettable, unforgettable gesture, warm gesture

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.

And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.

So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.

Brokencraft

affordable, BrokenCraft, budgeting, economic downturn, Expenses, financial burden, financial challenges, financial constraints, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial setbacks, Financial Stability, financial strain, financial stress, financial struggle, inflation, lifestyle changes, Luxury items, money management, rising costs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Star Shards Collected:	83
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dimension Hops:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of not being able to afford fancy things like diamond armor and enchanted weapons in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt blocks for rare items!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to lay golden eggs that can be used as currency in our server. But be warned, the Chicken King is guarded by an army of zombie pigs riding on giant spiders!

So if you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for riches beyond your wildest dreams, join our server now and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

SunburnedFusion Minecraft Server

achievement, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, ENERGY, EXPERIMENTAL, fusion research, innovation, milestone, milestone achievement, Minecraft, nuclear fusion, Plasma, Reactor, record-breaking, renewable energy, research, Science, Server, SunburnedFusion, sustainable, Technology, Temperature

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own artificial sun that burns for over 1000 secs!! it’s like a fusion reactor but in minecraft!! imagine the crazy experiments you can do with that kind of power!! create your own mini suns and blow up your friends’ bases!! it’s a whole new level of chaos and destruction, but in a fun way!! plus, we have the best players who are always up for a challenge and a good laugh!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s see who can harness the power of the sun the best!!

PutinKillsAllCraft

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, fear, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, mobilization, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, PutinKillsAllCraft, russia, SECURITY, Threats, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Otaku Homies Craft

(subculture), Anime, anime lover, belonging, Community, Craft, FANBOY, Fandom, fangirl, geek, homebody, homies, Identity, Japanese culture, Manga, Nerd, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, pop culture, Social

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, ai, AI education, AI resources, AI understanding, chat interaction, collaboration, game integration, Gaming, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8198
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, have you heard of this crazy Minecraft server run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord? She’s like a neural network that plays osu! and now she’s a VTuber too! Join our server /swarm/ for some unhinged rants and epic gaming skills.

Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule and links, she’s on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even has her own website. Plus, her music and clips are fire, you gotta listen to LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video) it’s lit!

If you’re interested in AI but don’t get it, Neuro-sama got you covered with educational videos and articles. And don’t forget to cop some merch from neurosama.shop, reppin’ the AI queen!

Come join the madness on our Minecraft server, we got VODs, game integration, and even a Catbox archive. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

BlockyFuneral Minecraft Server

BlockyFuneral, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	69
Dragon Eggs Found:	8934	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul dealing with their crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

🚀 Reason #1 to join: Our server is so lit, even your estranged mother would want to be a part of it! But hey, who needs her when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore?

🌈 Reason #2 to join: Unlike this person’s mom, we actually care about our players! Our community is full of supportive and friendly players who will have your back no matter what.

🎉 Reason #3 to join: Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun! Our server is the perfect escape from real life craziness, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your troubles behind – because let’s face it, dealing with a toxic family is way harder than surviving a creeper explosion! 😂💥 #MinecraftMadness

MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess

atheist, BELIEF, ceremony, Christianity, confess, Conflict, cousins, culture, disagreement, Etiquette, judgment, Mass, masscraft, Muslim, perspective, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Vatican

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

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SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

disorganized management, disrespectful behavior., excessive workload, High turnover rate, lack of diversity and inclusion, lack of feedback and recognition, lack of growth opportunities, lack of training and support, lack of transparency, lack of work-life balance, low employee morale, micromanagement, negative company culture, outdated technology, poor benefits package., poor communication, smp, SuckyJobInterviewsMC, toxic work environment, unclear job expectations, unprofessional interviewers, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!