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CondomCraft: No Regrets
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Join our epic Minecraft server where the birth control is off and the condoms are on! It’s a wild ride of ups and downs, just like the rollercoaster of emotions you’ll experience when playing on our server.
Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through the world, never knowing what unexpected twists and turns await you. Will you find true love or face the consequences of your actions? Only time will tell.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From building towering castles to battling fierce dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs birth control when you have this much excitement waiting for you? Let the adventures begin!

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CondomCreeper Minecraft SMP
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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where we have this epic rule that if you get caught stealthing in-game, you gotta do a silly dance in front of everyone at spawn! And if you lie about having birth control, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It’s like, totally wild, right?
But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!

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BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010
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come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!
but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

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Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun
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So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!
But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

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yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

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FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.
Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?
So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

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Crafty Contraception Cove
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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.
Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

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StepmomSlayinCraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face.
Looking for a server where co-parenting takes on a whole new meaning? Look no further! Our server is filled with exes, new partners, and a whole lot of chaos. Watch as players navigate through the treacherous waters of blended families and questionable parenting decisions.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate showdown between moms, dads, and the infamous Jessica. Will you confront her about changing your child’s birth control without your consent? Will you team up with other players to take down the evil stepmom? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even a pig riding a chicken into battle. See you there!

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BlockyBoysUnite
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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

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DadDutyFree Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!
Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.
Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!
Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

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