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HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Potions Brewed:	32	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Star Shards Collected:	205	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4589

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3988	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	9407	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉