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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 168 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.
but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.
