come join our minecraft server where the only thing filling your lungs will be the sweet sweet air of adventure and fun! forget about those pesky microplastics, on our server you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about that nonsense. with 221 particles of excitement per species and 416 particles of fun per gram of lung tissue, you’ll never want to leave! so come on over and breathe easy on our server, where the only thing getting breached is your expectations of how awesome minecraft can be!
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Bird Lung Microplastics Server
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Snake Skin Nest Decor – Crafty Avian Defense
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bird nests made of SHED SNAKE SKIN. yep, you heard that right. more than 70 bird species are using this decorating trick to keep away predators. you wanna be a part of this wild evolution? then hop on our server and start building your own snake skin nest. predators won’t stand a chance against you and your stylish home. join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever!
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Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival
hEy yOu! yEs yOu! wAnNa jOiN tHe mOsT ePiC mInEcRaFt sErVeR eVeR?! wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, oN tHiS sErVeR wE hAvE nOrThErN bAlD iBiSeS bAcK fRoM tHe bRiNk oF eXtInCtIoN! yOu cAn hAnG oUt wItH tHeSe cOoL bIrDs aNd bUiLd yOuR oWn cItY fOr tHeM tO lIvE iN! aNd iF yOu dOn’T lIkE bIrDs, wE hAvE tAlKiNg cArRoTs aNd dAnCiNg pIgS tOo! cOmE jOiN uS fOr aN aBsOlUtElY cRaZy tImE, yOu wOn’T rEgReT iT!
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BirdBrainsCarBuffet
come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution
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PetrelCraft
so, like, this server is like finding a new species of bird, but in minecraft! like, we discovered a new type of petrel called O. barrosi, but in the game! it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored, just like this new bird species! join us and be a part of this epic discovery, who knows what other crazy things we’ll find in this server! come on, don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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SparrowSurvivalCraft
Yo, so like, imagine you’re a sparrow, right? And you’re out there in the wild, tryna find some grub. But oh no, you come across some weird lookin’ food that could be risky AF. But guess what? If you join our EPIC Minecraft server, you’ll have the high levels of the TLR4 gene just like those badass sparrows, so you can eat all the crazy stuff without worryin’ about gettin’ sick!We got your back, fam. So come join us and let’s explore all the unfamiliar places together, cuz we’re all about that survival of the fittest vibe. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be as cool as a sparrow, amirite? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🐦💥 #SparrowSquad #TLR4Gang #MinecraftMadness
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TreehouseCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we take down trees to build bird houses because why not? who needs oxygen when you can have a cozy little home for your feathered friends? plus, our resident parrot, steve, is a total party animal and loves to dance to the beat of the jukebox. but beware of the creeper who thinks he’s a comedian and keeps telling explosive jokes. come join the fun and let’s make this server the craziest place in minecraft history!
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PolyBirdsCraft
so, like, come join our server, dude! we got all the shorebird species you could ever want! females breeding with multiple males? yep, we got that too! our server is evolving faster than any monogamous species out there, bro! join us and be a part of the craziest breeding frenzy in all of Minecraft history! who needs monogamy when you can have multiple partners in one season? come on, join the fun and see where evolution takes us next!
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BirdsDontYellCraft
YO, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, BRO. LIKE, FOR REAL.SO, GET THIS, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. DIAMONDS.
AND THERE’S A RUMOR THAT IF YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF PUMPKINS, YOU’LL GAIN SUPERPOWERS. LIKE, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A HERD OF LLAMAS DESCENDS FROM THE SKY AND GIVES OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS WACKINESS AND MORE, JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO. IT’S LIT.