we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. they will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest kid on the block.
oh, and did we mention the talking cows? they give the best life advice and tell the funniest jokes. you’ll never be bored with them around.
so come on down to our server and prepare for a wild ride of poop, llamas, and talking cows. it’s the craziest place on the internet, guaranteed!
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | Small group |
| Server Progress | Not far progressed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the SMP? | Please fill out a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J |
| Is there a specific age requirement to join? | No, all players are welcome as long as they follow the server rules. |
| Are there any banned items or mods? | Yes, we have a list of banned items and mods to ensure fair gameplay. You can find the list in the discord server. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the SMP? | Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends, but they will also need to fill out the application in the discord server. |
Join us for Season 2, where the zombies have learned how to breakdance and the creepers have formed a boy band. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens are wearing sunglasses and strutting their stuff like they’re on a catwalk!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted potato hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nose. Yeah, you heard that right.
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Our server is so lit, it will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. We have epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on a crazy adventure, just like the time when a creeper exploded and turned a whole village into a disco party!
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So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!
On our 1 world survival server, experience the thrill of simple survival with very few- yet helpful plugins to fulfill your experience.
Other servers are focused on making money and manipulating their players into purchasing items and ranks to make progress. Breadcraft is the polar opposite. We focus on providing a classic, vanilla experience to our players, WITHOUT the P2W!
On Breadcraft, you will encounter a lively, helpful, and friendly group of people who are online to have fun and relax. Our active and helpful staff is willing to provide an awesome experience for you through events and interaction as well as fast moderation!
Why stick to manipulative, profit driven Minecraft servers when you can join a fulfilling survival experience on Breadcraft? See you there!
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Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.
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Join us and you might just find your perfect match while fighting off creepers together or building a majestic castle for your future Minecraft wedding. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
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