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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7387 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. they will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest kid on the block.
oh, and did we mention the talking cows? they give the best life advice and tell the funniest jokes. you’ll never be bored with them around.
so come on down to our server and prepare for a wild ride of poop, llamas, and talking cows. it’s the craziest place on the internet, guaranteed!