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CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

BirbMC, Blezzy, CanopyMC, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, hermitcraft, Ip:, Lasagn, malls, Minecraft, Modpack, Plasmo, Player Run Economy, Players, season-based, Semi Vanilla, Server, stores, Tall, taller, Trees, voice chat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1513
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5769	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	3466
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	695197	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!