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Legs4DaysCraft

anatomy, Biological, bipedal, body parts, comparative anatomy, evolutionary biology, human average, human body, interesting facts, Legs, legs count, Legs4DaysCraft, LIMBS, Mobility, more legs, Oddities, physical characteristics, statistics, two legs, unique traits, Walking

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3367	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Falling into the Void:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3639	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

PennyPincherCraft

budgeting, consumer behavior, cost efficiency, economic choices, financial habits, financial priorities, Floor, frugality, gasoline, money management, overlooked opportunities, pennies, PennyPincherCraft, Priorities, Resourcefulness, saving money, small savings, spending habits, thriftiness, Value, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	970	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

childhood health, childhood obesity, children, DadBodCraft, diet influence, epigenetic, family health, father’s diet, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic research, health outcomes, health study, lifestyle choices, MAYHEM, metabolic disorders, Mitochondrial, mitochondrial RNA, non-DNA inheritance, nutrition impact, obesity prevention, obesity risk, parental influence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5472	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!