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GigaFucked Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of wasting your sand on outdated chips that are basically just expensive paperweights? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where 13900K and 14900K owners can find solace! We have a support system that charges an extra $1000 for every error you encounter, but don’t worry, AMD support is only $100!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering completely random errors with zero replicability! Our datacenters are filled with the finest time bombs just waiting to explode, so come on in and see if you can survive the chaos. And don’t even bother trying to fix your issues by going into the BIOS or updating your motherboard – it’s all just a psyop by Intel!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laugh in the face of technological failure, join our server today and become a proud owner of a dud flagship chip! It’s over for anyone not brave enough to join us, so don’t be a Gigacope and come on in for a wild ride of errors, errors, and more errors!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of swiping left on boring dating apps? Well, get ready to swipe right on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a community of players who are all looking for their perfect blocky match!

Join us and find your soulmate while building epic structures together. Who needs a dating app when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it has brought together long-lost siblings who were separated at birth.

So what are you waiting for? Swipe right on our Minecraft server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

SmartIT Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can install multiple operating systems on your Minecraft computer, just like this mad lad did with his school netbook! Become the master of your own virtual universe and show off your tech skills to impress your friends.

But beware, the teachers and school IT are out to get you for your rebellious ways! Escape their clutches and embark on a journey to freedom, all while laughing in the face of authority.

Join our server now and show off your Minecraft skills while sticking it to the man! Who needs school when you have a whole new world to explore and conquer? Let the fun begin!

Scientists looking into attractiveness Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of being told there’s no hope for you, white guys? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, fair-skinned players are the most alluring! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with beautiful fair-skinned women who will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. And for the ladies, we’ve got a plethora of dark and mysterious men just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Join us and defy the laws of attraction in the most ridiculous way possible!

Who Wins Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Enchantments Applied:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Who wins is not just a question, it’s a challenge to survive the absolute madness that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building ridiculous structures, and engaging in epic battles for the title of ultimate champion. One time, someone built a giant chicken statue that laid explosive eggs everywhere, causing chaos and laughter in equal measure.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their prize. Rumor has it that one player found a hidden bunker filled with diamonds, only to accidentally trigger a TNT trap and blow it all up!

If you think you have what it takes to survive the insanity and come out on top, then join us on Who wins! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes.

What are Minecraft servers like Nova Anarchy ?

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Emeralds Found:	7420
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Void Armor Forged:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

2b2t: Known as one of the oldest and most infamous anarchy servers in Minecraft, 2b2t offers a similar experience to Nova Anarchy with its lack of rules and emphasis on total freedom for players.
Constantiam: Another popular anarchy server, Constantiam boasts a large and active player base, as well as frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.
Minewind: With a focus on survival and PvP gameplay, Minewind offers a challenging anarchy experience for players who enjoy testing their skills against others in a lawless environment.
EarthMC: For those who prefer a server with a bit more structure, EarthMC offers a unique geopolitical simulation experience within the Minecraft world, allowing players to create and manage their own nations.
9b9t: Similar to 2b2t, 9b9t is a long-standing anarchy server with a dedicated community of players who enjoy the freedom to build, explore, and compete without restrictions.

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BrootTime server Minecraft

atmosphere, BrootTime, Community, Competitions, cooperation, donation system, Events, Friendly, gameplay, joint projects, Minecraft, Moderators, Prizes, PvP, recognition, Server, Stability, Support, Tournaments, Unique

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Farms Harvested:	441

? Welcome to the Minecraft BrootTime server! ?Are you looking for a unique Minecraft experience? Then you definitely need to check out BrootTime! Our team has created the perfect place for players, where everyone will find something special.? What makes us different?

Unique Gameplay: Experience our special game modes that make every session unique. Join in exciting PvP battles!Friendly Community: We have an atmosphere of friendship and cooperation! Meet like-minded people, participate in joint projects and create unforgettable memories.Regular events and competitions: Every month we hold exciting tournaments, competitions for the best buildings and other exciting events! Win prizes and get recognition!Donation system without Pay-to-Win: Support the server and get unique useful things, but our players can enjoy the gameplay without having to spend money.Support and stability: We are always in touch! Our team of moderators guarantees safety and a comfortable time on the server. Play without lags and technical glitches!? Join us! ?Create your own world, compete with other players and enjoy everything we have to offer. Visit BrootTime and become part of our wonderful community!? We are waiting for you! Don’t miss the chance to become part of BrootTime!

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Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	530530
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

comparison, Conspiracy Theory, Content Creation, cybernetic women, drawing, halloween stream, neon light, Purple, robotic women, rrat, silly, streaming, TTS voices, twitch, vshojo, zen, zentreya, ZentreyasZoneSamainMinecraftSMP, Zone, zone-sama

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Crops Grown:	9278	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Zombie Dances:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

#clues, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, crime, detective, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205676032, novel, page-turner, plot twists, red herrings, Server, suspects, Suspense, suspenseful atmosphere, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected ending

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

crash, drone, FLIR camera, Heat, heck, Ice, liquid nitrogen, Minecraft, mq9 reaper drone, NJPD, Orb, photos, POL, Propellers, red orb, shutter speed, smp, sub zero temps, Tech, Water

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	5055
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!