join us and watch as your cancerous boredom is obliterated by our epic builds and crazy minigames. we promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky tumors.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the gold nanostars of entertainment take you on a wild ride to Minecraft paradise!
but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.
so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉
Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! You’re surrounded by 3D printed eggshell microparticle-laden thermoplastic scaffolds everywhere! It’s like walking through a futuristic bone tissue engineering lab, but with way more explosions and diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this – the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Yeah, you heard me right.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted golden apples? Only on our server, baby! So come on down and join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!
And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!
So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll unlock unlimited XP and the ability to ride a llama into battle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with Steve’s face instead). And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava (good luck with that).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
WE ACCEPT ALL PLAYERS, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON! WE BELIEVE IN INCLUSIVE ENVIRONMENTS, WHERE EVERYONE CAN SHOW OFF THEIR SKILLS, WHETHER YOU’RE A REDSTONE GENIUS OR A MASTER BUILDER!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY EXTREME IDEOLOGY IS HAVING FUN AND CREATING EPIC ADVENTURES! LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME AND NOBODY FEELS LEFT OUT! YOLO!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Hunters vs Vampires | Choose your side and embrace the dark, immortal life of a vampire or protect humanity as a skilled hunter. |
| Terrifying Nights | Mobs grow stronger and more dangerous after dark. Join forces with others or take on the challenge alone. |
| Join or Lead Kingdoms | Create alliances, establish kingdoms, and defend your people from the dangers of the night. |
| Immersive Magic | Unlock magical powers tied to your role, whether you’re a vampire seeking dominance or a hunter defending the realm. |
| Modded Exploration | Explore a custom world filled with secrets, treasures, and endless possibilities. |
Apply now to get whitelisted and start your journey! https://discord.gg/mgMMdct6RR
Once you choose your side, you are committed to that role. Choose wisely!
Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place for creating and leading kingdoms to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
There is a progression system in place for unlocking magical powers, so you can gradually access more abilities as you play.
We got so many epic builds, you’ll feel like you’re in a pixelated version of the Louvre.
And the community? It’s like a cult, but in a good way. You’ll never feel alone, even when you’re mining for hours on end.
Plus, the mods are like wizards, granting your every wish and banishing griefers to the Nether realm.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where pigs fly and chickens drop diamonds. It’s a trip, man.
Unlike M, our server won’t one-up you with stories about her boyfriend or make everything about herself. We believe in supporting each other, sharing resources, and having a good time together. Plus, we won’t make you cry and Uber home after a night out – unless you’re crying tears of joy from all the fun you’re having!
So if you’re tired of putting effort into friendships that don’t appreciate you, join our server and make new friends who will truly value you. Who needs M when you can have a whole community of awesome players to hang out with? Join now and leave the drama at the door – we promise you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly wizards in disguise. They can trade you magical items like flying potions and invisibility cloaks. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Yeah, you heard me right, CANDY LAND.
So if you want to join in on the craziest, most wacky adventures ever, come join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a pig. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible. See you there, fellow Minecrafters!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Active | Active staff & community with many lovely humans to meet. |
| Shopping District | We have a nice selection of shops to assist with your building or decoration necessities. |
| Game Rules | Keep inventory is enabled, no more unfortunate deaths into the void or sad swims in lava. |
| Commands | Fly, tpa, home, back, warps and more! |
| Events | We hold events every other week in Capy World, there’s always something to look forward to. |
| Fun Plugins | Heads, imageframe, chairs, grief prevention, playertime and more. |
A: You can join us through the link in our bio and fill out the application in our whitelist channel.
A: Our server is open to all ages, as long as you adhere to our rules.
A: We have rules in place to ensure fair and respectful building practices among players.
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the community as long as they follow our server rules.