im talkin bout ridin on pigs while throwin potions at creepers, all while tryna figure out which treatment gonna work best for dem zombies.
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Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.
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