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Brainwave Battle Royale
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT BRAIN ACTIVITY LIKE PEOPLE WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA! U CAN SHOW DISTINCT THINKING WHEN FACED WITH CONFLICTING INFO, JUST LIKE A REAL SCIENTIST! WE EVEN GOT A BIOMARKER TO TELL IF U STRUGGLIN WITH INFLEXIBLE THINKING, HOW COOL IS DAT? COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET WACKY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD TOGETHER, U WON’T REGRET IT! -
Brainy Biomarker Craft
come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!
if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!
we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!
so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!
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Elderly Survival Quest
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥 -
Potassium Isotope Pals
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so next level, it’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of zombies.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new biomarker that can detect early signs of Alzheimer’s disease just by looking at your blood serum. That’s right, forget about potions and enchantments, we’re talking about real-life science stuff here. Join our server and you’ll be on the cutting edge of medical research while building epic structures and battling mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for zombie pigmen!
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PsychoCraft: Mask Off & Mimicry Fun
lol come join dis minecraft server if u wanna pull off da ‘mask of sanity’ like a psychopath lol. we got crazy players who cant mimic happy faces cuz dey too busy buildin epic bases and trollin each other. if u wanna show off ur empathy deficits and be a potential biomarker for dis personality disorder, dis da place to be. join now for a wild ride of insanity and blocky adventures! -
Parkinson’s Blood Test Quest
so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, find a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got the most INSANE stuff goin on here. like, for realz, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta like, solve crazy puzzles and defeat epic bosses to get in. it’s like, totally wild, dude.and get this, we also have this super rare blood test minigame where u gotta diagnose players with Parkinson’s disease. it’s like, so intense and challenging, but also like, super fun. u gotta be quick and accurate to win, cuz the stakes are high. but don’t worry, we got like, expert doctors on standby to help out if things get too crazy.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a total blast, dude.
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ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker
so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!
so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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TumorTakedown: RCAN2 Revival
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! firstly, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a dragon named fluffy. if u can defeat fluffy, u get all the treasure!also, we have a mini-game where u have to fight off mutant zombies with only a carrot as ur weapon. if u survive for 10 minutes, u get a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. it’s lit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of players who dress up as llamas and roam the server causing chaos? it’s wild, man.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself! it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
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Divine Mindset 1.20.4
Join our Minecraft server where you can be any race you want, even if it’s a Minecraft race. We give you different physical appearances because why not? You can be born under crazy circumstances and have all sorts of genetic defects, it’s a party! Your IQ will be mostly associated with your race, but don’t worry, we won’t elaborate on that. Why aren’t my creations getting along? I gave them all an equal opportunity in my game, if they fail, that’s on them, goddammit! Join now and witness the chaos unfold! -
ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!
Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!