lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!
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GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis
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BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where the magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it. Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly Ms. Frizzle pops out of nowhere like “Seatbelts, everyone!” and takes you on a wild ride through your own bloodstream.But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!
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LowkeyAirBoost
Yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin! Remember, short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude… or something like that.
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SpinalCraft: NeuronGenes & GeneTherapy
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mapping da biology of spinal cord injuries like it’s nobody’s business! We be goin’ into unprecedented detail, findin’ dem specific neurons and genes like a boss. And get dis, we even got a successful gene therapy based on our discoveries! So if you wanna be part of somethin’ epic and help heal dem virtual spinal cords, dis da place to be! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out, join now!
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OvaCraft: No Sweat Scent Appeal
so, like, u know how people say u smell better when u ovulate? well, turns out guys don’t actually know that. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate diamonds that taste like candy! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made of cheese. it’s gonna be epic, bro!
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PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!
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SeaSipCraft
join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!
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BlockyBodyMods
Are you tired of being just a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can create your very own custom body part! Want wings to fly around like a majestic chicken? Done! How about a tail to wag when you’re happy? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with all the crazy body parts you can create. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up with a third arm to help you mine diamonds faster! So come join us and show off your one-of-a-kind Minecraft avatar with your brand new body part!
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ChordateCraft: NuuciRhyncho – Soft-bodied fun in the Great Basin!
OMG U GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW SPECIES OF FISH CALLED NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS! IT’S LIKE A FISH BUT WITH A CRAZY LONG NAME AND IT SWIMS AROUND ALL SOFT-BODIED AND VERTABRATE-LIKE.WE FOUND IT IN DA DRUMIAN MARJUM FORMATION IN DA AMERICAN GREAT BASIN, LIKE HOW COOL IS DAT?! U CAN SWIM AROUND AND PRETEND U R A NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH ALL DA OTHER FISHY PLAYERS.
SO JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DIS WILD DISCOVERY, CUZ WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY CREATURES WE’LL FIND IN DIS MINECRAFT WORLD! LET’S MAKE NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS PROUD!
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OrgansRUsCraft
yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!