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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7331 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 6754 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
like, the scientists on this server have uncovered the secrets of autism or whatever, and now they’re using that knowledge to make the BEST minecraft experience ever. u join this server and suddenly ur building skills are off the charts, ur redstone game is on point, and ur pvp skills are like, legendary.
plus, the more u play on this server, the more u unlock targeted therapies for ur minecraft character. u can like, level up ur skills and abilities in ways u never thought possible. it’s like a whole new world of minecraft possibilities.
so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join this server? u get to be a minecraft genius AND help uncover the secrets of autism. it’s a win-win situation, dude. come join us and see ur brain expand in ways u never thought possible.