Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!
Join this server and you’ll be like, part of this epic discovery, dude. You’ll be fighting off oxidative stress like a boss, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you’ll be helping out the science peeps in Russia with their research. How cool is that?
So come on, join this server and be a part of something truly out of this world. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit and educational at the same time? Let’s do this, fam!
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Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Join us as we sacrifice creepers in the name of our hololive goddesses and build shrines made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is so dedicated that we once held a massive virtual concert in-game, with holographic idols performing for all to see.
But beware, not everyone can handle the level of devotion we have for hololive. Rumor has it that those who dare to speak ill of our beloved idols will be cursed with bad luck in-game, with their diamonds turning into dirt and their crops withering away.
So if you’re ready to join a server where hololive fans reign supreme and the memes never stop flowing, come join us today! Just remember to bring your best virtual glow sticks and be prepared to dance the night away with your fellow cult members.
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From crazy family dynamics to unexpected betrayals, this server has it all.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships that are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you choose to stand by your partner, or will you join forces with their sibling in a battle of epic proportions?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where every day is a new adventure. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare yourself for the ride of a lifetime!
| Welcome to Sandy SMP! |
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| IP: play.santasspy.online |
This is a small community focused SMP ran by players with over 5 years experience hosting successful SMPs. This time around we are looking to recreate the charm of old school economy servers. We have a simple server shop to gain money, but it’s purposely limited to allow players to build their own shops in the market.
| No TP Commands | This means that players are forced to live somewhat close to spawn and allows you to create organic towns and communities as well as meet new friends. |
| No land claims | If you want to build a small prank in a friend’s base or need to add/remove a few blocks you absolutely can. Griefing or stealing will result in a ban. |
| Economy | Simple server shop to sell items and start making money. Build your own shops Hermitcraft style at the player market. |
| SilkSpawners | Build the largest mob grinder for maximum profit. |
| TreeFeller | Chop down a whole tree in one swing. |
| Dynmap | Check out our dynmap at http://play.santasspy.online:25563 |
| VoiceChat | Walk up to someone and say hi! |
Come and check us out at play.santasspy.online, or join our Discord at discord.gg/5Tdu7bQNYy! We hope to see you soon.
| Q: Can I use TP commands? | A: No, TP commands are disabled to encourage organic player interaction. |
| Q: Are land claims allowed? | A: No, but players can build freely. Griefing or stealing is not allowed. |
| Q: How does the economy work? | A: Use the server shop to sell items or build your own shops at the player market. |
| Q: What is SilkSpawners? | A: SilkSpawners allow players to collect spawners for profit in mob grinders. |
| Q: How does TreeFeller work? | A: TreeFeller allows players to chop down entire trees with one swing. |
| Q: Where can I find the Dynmap? | A: Visit http://play.santasspy.online:25563 for the dynmap. |
| Q: Is there a VoiceChat feature? | A: Yes, players can use VoiceChat to communicate with each other in-game. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve. He will teach you the ancient art of block placing and show you how to harness the power of the mystical redstone. Rumor has it that he once defeated a Creeper with just a chopstick and a watermelon.
So come join us on our server and experience the wonders of Chinese culture in a whole new blocky way. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, he’s been known to do a mean dragon dance when he’s upset. See you there, fellow blockheads!
Legend has it that the Boom Sisters were once peaceful villagers until they stumbled upon a magical potion that turned them into explosive maniacs! Now, they roam the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re always up for a good laugh and a fun time.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with the Boom Sisters on crazy adventures, like blowing up entire villages just for fun or challenging other players to explosive PvP battles. Plus, we have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen – diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brutal Boom Sisters today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for flying TNT – those sisters sure do love their explosions!