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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5294 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
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And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!