Biological Clock MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Muscle Repair Co.

muscle repair, natural waking hours, sleep patterns, Crafty, muscle healing

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN A CREEPER’S CAVE!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT ON OUR SERVER, YOUR MUSCLES HEAL FASTER WHEN YOU PLAY DURING THE DAY? YEAH, SCIENCE SAYS SO!

SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND NON-STOP ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS SLEEP WHEN YOU CAN BE BUILDING A CASTLE AT 3 AM, RIGHT? LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🐷💎🧟‍♂️

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Late Night Munchies – Teen Edition

meal timing, eating behaviors, biological clock, obesity prevention, late-day eating habits

So, like, imagine you’re playing Minecraft, right? And you’re just mining away, building stuff, you know the drill. But then, out of nowhere, your biological clock starts going all wonky! Suddenly, you’re craving late-night snacks like there’s no tomorrow.

Well, guess what? On this server, your biological clock is in charge! Teens in the obese weight range are eating more food late at night than their healthy weight buddies. And get this – it’s all because of their internal body clock!

Join this server and let your body clock guide you to victory! Who needs regular eating habits when you can have a Minecraft server that messes with your mind? Come on, you know you want to!

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Clock Control Craft

chronobiology, circadian rhythm, Craft, circadian disruption, protein function

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

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FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

Communication, fertility struggles, Marriage, fertility awareness, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

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Crafty Colon Cancer Server

gut flora, Crafty, microbiota, tumor growth, Cancer prevention

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

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BabyCraze Minecraft Server

Women, Working, career, Future, societal norms

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

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NightOwlVsEarlyBird – Minecraft SMP

night time relaxation, sleep preferences, NightOwlVsEarlyBird, sleep patterns, night person

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you night owls and early birds out there!

Join our server and experience the ultimate battle between morning people and night people. Will the morning crew be able to build their epic structures before the night crew comes in and blows them up with TNT? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party that only happens at midnight. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with your fellow night dwellers?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and choose your side in the great morning vs. night war. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and craziest players will survive in this epic showdown!

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

parenting, societal norms, irresponsible, first kid, children

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground society of baby villagers who run the show. That’s right, forget about building farms or battling mobs, here you’ll be navigating the complex political landscape of the baby villager hierarchy. And as for the age thing, well, let’s just say our server is so wild and unpredictable that age is just a number. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BabyCrafters

societal pressure, biological clock, Procreation, Instinct, love

Tired of dealing with real-life kids who constantly ask for snacks and attention? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual children are way easier to manage – just give them some virtual diamonds and they’ll be happy for hours. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any messy diapers or temper tantrums. So why bother with real kids when you can have all the fun without any of the responsibility on our server? Join now and start your virtual parenting journey!

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KidCraft Minecraft Server

parenting, parenthood, Life decisions, Family Planning, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

As for the ideal age to have kids, well, on our server, the answer is simple – whenever your pet zombie pigman decides it’s time to settle down and start a family! So grab your diamond pickaxe and come join the fun – you won’t regret it!

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